Aldas 

A very funny and smart guy, typical yasuo main but is the best yasuo main. Constantly eats eggs for every time of the day and is sometimes reffered to as aladeen the dictator of taboras. You will not regret meeting this guy as he will make each of your days better with his screams "TU DAUNAS" and others. Constantly picks on his friends but in reality he loves them. He likes to moan seductively too.

"Oh look typical yasuo main"
"well, at least it's aldas the best yasuo."

Aldas by Smekla February 24, 2021

aldas 

Is a word describing a person which has a great chance to be a Yasuo main in league of legends.

Who is your main is league of legends?
My main is Yasuo.
So you are aldas right?

aldas by WeirdUser445 February 25, 2021

Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

Alaskan crab cake 

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

Alaskan crab cake by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

Alaskan Blowhole by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Alastor

This one radio demon from hazbin hotel. Was offered head by Angel dust but denied.

My favourite character is Alastor.

Alastor by IDEMANDSUCC February 18, 2020