Crab Cake

Someone outside of your clique who hangs around idly and won't leave.

Man, I hate fucking crab cakes. (in their presence)

by JDizMit November 19, 2008

Crab Cake

Noun: An infected or extremely undesireable vagina.

"I'm not hitting that whore's Crab Cake."

by jagorev October 5, 2005

Crab Cake

When a girl has a bad case of crabs in her pubic hairs, but her man still eats the pussy like its a cake.

Michael: Hey Liam how was you night with Braylee?
Liam: It was great! She let me eat her Crab Cake!

by OGhypebeast69 March 8, 2017

Crab Cake

When you go down on a hooker and wake up with golf ball size cold.

When I was in Vegas I ate out this hooker and woke up with a Crab Cake on my lip.

by b38 July 28, 2006

Crab Cake

2 or more gay men or wahmen with a serious case of crabs that have all put their genitalia together creating a crab cake.

Oh boy! I was in a real good crab cake with the guys yesterday !

by myknob November 6, 2017

crab cake

mrs beheney’s crab cakes

the beheneys wifi password is crab cake

by whatsthemostrandomthing March 5, 2019

Crab Cakes

The second set of boobs that that you get when you sit down and your stomach fat intertwines with your boobs (especially Men's), making large lines appear.
Sometimes, people like Kaleb, can make their Crab Cakes dance.

Alex: Well, that's a nice pair of Crab Cakes you got there, Kaleb!
Kaleb: Thanks.
Mary: Woah, Can you make them dance?
Kaleb: Why, yes I can!

by Alexandra Conde March 30, 2008