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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

alvinophilia 

Alvinophilia is a specific sexual interest in stomachs or navels.
"I think my boyfriend has alvinophilia." said Ashley to her best friend Jenny.
"Really? Well, at least he'll always think you have a sexy belly!" answered happily Jenny.
alvinophilia by LeeHaRin June 28, 2015
an Italian mountain troop

aka "scarpa" a boot
Alpino Rossi del turno di - Alpino Rossi reporting for duty
alpino by Alpino November 6, 2009

Albino Justin Bieber 

You can spot an AJB by their long, blond, Justin Bieber like hair. If they don't have a #10 jersey, it's not him
That Albino Justin Bieber isn't playing very well

Albino Peacock 

This is when you spray a stonking great jizz-bomb all over your lady-friend's back and it kinda fans out like a peacock's tail.
Rooster: "Hey, Cletus! Check out the killer Albino Peacock I done sprayed all over your sister's back!"

Cletus: "Rooster, you A-hole! Mary-belle's your sister too!"
Albino Peacock by SPOO Inquisitor October 23, 2013
A really pretty girl, even though she can be mean, she's a very nice person. Lovable, friendly as you can be aaaaaand she's weird. Thats probably the first thing you'll notice. You can click with instantly an Alcina. Alcina is pure to the core. Overall great girl
Friend 1: You know any nice girls, mate?
Friend 2: There is this one girl that'll suit you just right, Alex.
Friend 1: Alright! Let me meet her, whats her name?
Friend 2: Alcina, she plays the cello like you.
Alcina by KevonDaSquirrel December 8, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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