Alast 

A shortened form of "at last"

Alast you're here
The noise ceased Alast
That was very difficult, but Alast we managed to finish

Alast by Lucalol October 27, 2021

Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

Alaskan crab cake 

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

Alaskan crab cake by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Aastha 

Aastha is perfect. She is very smart. You will be very lucky to call her your girl. She will make your day . She will be your shoulder to cry on, on your bad days. She will never leave you. She is very caring kind and sweet. If someone is mean she will be quite and igonre or she will be the baddest u have ever seen. She is beautiful.

She will reject alteast first 2 proposal because she dosent want a relationship rn.

She will be your secret keeper. You can be open with her. You can trust her. Aastha always trust people very easily .
Whenever she is/will be in a problem she will never show it unless it is too much she will hide it and be quite until she is better.

Boy1- HEY WERE U WITH AASTHA TODAY?
boy2-. Yes why
BOY-NOTHING U R LUCKY..

Aastha by Roohhhaannn September 29, 2019

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

Alaskan Blowhole by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Alastor

This one radio demon from hazbin hotel. Was offered head by Angel dust but denied.

My favourite character is Alastor.

Alastor by IDEMANDSUCC February 18, 2020