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Basically, an alastair is someone who rules and everyone should worship. To be an alastair, you need to be amazing at everything.
Jake is turning into an alastair...
no i wouldnt say hes that good :P
by Al Mac March 28, 2006
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The most amazing man to ever grace the face of the earth, makes me weak at the knees. I love him
I wish Alastair was mine..

Haha you can't have him cause he's MINE!!!
by Arlinah August 29, 2008
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a super great guy!!! he is caring, cute, sweet, hot, athletic, and everything else that is good. he is very protective and shows his feelings really well. usually has bright blue eyes that are so cute you never want to look away. if he cares about you and/or loves you then you better hold on to him bc you will never find anyone as amazing as him. he is quite possibly the love of my life <3
me: I am in love with alastair and I always will be
alastair: I love you too, I would do anything for you and will always be here when you need me :)
by maybe im lying who knows November 15, 2016
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An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.
I wish I could pose like an Alastair
by confusionman March 21, 2011
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A ginger haired, sex addicted, closet homosexual who enjoys sexual relationships with councillors of the same sex. Enjoys being vindictive and trying to outsmart women. Likes to belittle his partners so that they feel worthless and don't want to leave him. A closet alcoholic who puts his job and money before his own children.
Errrr... There's that Alastair fag again. Look at how fake he is to the outside world. Grub!!!!
by karmagirl321 January 16, 2018
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ginger. often has a fondness for sheep.
alastair has very ginger hair. have you seen that sheep he's been chasing lately?
by roo23 December 12, 2008
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