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The finest, cutest, sweetest girl this sector of the galaxy. She radiates BIG UWU energy. She loves music, especially Frank Ocean yet, oddly, believes Channel Orange is better than Blonde...

She believes "life is what you make it". A mantra so perfectly defined by her will to succeed despite the pain she's been through. Despite hurt yet she doesn't let the world deter her spirit or her empathetic nature. A sensitive heart that beats deeply.

A survivor.

She loves her puppy yet refuses to buy a pooper scooper. A true rebel to the stigmatizing society we live in. Her favorite colour is yellow. It personifies her love for summer and all things blessed by the sun.

Her mind transcends those of her peers.

Her love? I felt that.

Her beauty? Unparalleled.

Her thoughts? Earth shattering.

Her spirit? Possibly the most powerful thing this universe has ever witnessed.

Some say she's the 21st century actualisation of "Apollo"the Greco-Roman Rod of light, music, healing, and the sun.

Some say she inspired Mother Teresa... How is that possible?

We might never know

Her mere existence is a blessing to mankind.
“alastaja”

*the heavens opened
alastaja by thatrandomblackdude October 13, 2018
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Alastaja is the finest, cutest, sweetest girl ever. She radiates BIG UWU energy. She loves music, especially Frank Ocean yet, oddly, believes Channel Orange is better than Blonde...

She believes "life is what you make it". A mantra so perfectly defined by her will to succeed despite the pain she's been through. Despite the hurt she doesn't let the world deter her spirit or her empathetic nature. A sensitive heart that beats deeply.

A survivor.

She loves her puppy yet refuses to buy a pooper scooper. A true rebel to the stigmatizing society we live in. Her favorite colour is yellow. It personifies her love for summer and all things blessed by the sun.

Her mind transcends those of her peers.

Her love? I felt that.

Her beauty? Unparalleled.

Her thoughts? Earth shattering.

Her spirit? Possibly the most powerful thing this universe has ever witnessed.

Some say she's the 21st century actualisation of "Apollo"the Greco-Roman Rod of light, music, healing, and the sun.

Some say she inspired Mother Teresa... How is that possible?

We might never know

Her mere existence is a blessing to mankind.
“alastaja”

*the heavens opened*
alastaja by thatrandomblackdude October 14, 2018
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The finest, cutest, sweetest girl this sector of the galaxy. She radiates BIG UWU energy. She loves music, especially Frank Ocean yet, oddly, believes Channel Orange is better than Blonde...

She believes "life is what you make it". A mantra so perfectly defined by her will to succeed despite the pain she's been through. Despite the hurt she doesn't let the world deter her spirit or her empathetic nature. A sensitive heart that beats deeply.

A survivor.

She loves her puppy yet refuses to buy a pooper scooper. A true rebel to the stigmatizing society we live in. Her favorite colour is yellow. It personifies her love for summer and all things blessed by the sun.

Her mind transcends those of her peers.

Her love? I felt that.

Her beauty? Unparalleled.

Her thoughts? Earth shattering.

Her spirit? Possibly the most powerful thing this universe has ever witnessed.

Some say she's the 21st century actualisation of "Apollo"the Greco-Roman Rod of light, music, healing, and the sun.

Some say she inspired Mother Teresa... How is that possible?

We might never know

Her mere existence is a blessing to mankind.
“alastaja”

*the heavens opened*
alastaja by thatrandomblackdude October 14, 2018

alastanamisto 

A way of saying: Suck my dick you cock sucking fuckface.
"alastanamisto or ill blow your brains out"
*slurpp*
alastanamisto by ROUZBEH October 8, 2007

anastajah 

Cool, laid back and funny. Anastajah isn’t your ordinary girl. She’s chill asf and she’s loyal.
If god was a woman it would be Anastajah
anastajah by The auntie lover November 13, 2020

anastaja 

zack:hey anastaja do you like porn?
anastaja by baeur mo 90 January 22, 2022

anastajah 

Cute funny and chill . anastajah is a loyal person who keeps secrets.
If god was a woman her name would be anastajah
anastajah by The auntie lover November 13, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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