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Afterdate 

Where you go to after your date.
I hate this guy. Good thing my afterdate will be waiting for me.
Afterdate by JeanneInABottle February 18, 2015
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aftercare 

Taking care of someone after preforming sexual activities with them. Cuddling, talking, etc.
He's so good with aftercare, he makes me feel safe.
aftercare by wisefrog69 December 8, 2021

Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

Alternate 

Reference from the Mandela Catalogue
Someone who looks off / almost doesn't look like a human.
Bro looks like an alternate 💀
Alternate by SaltyNott January 20, 2022

aftercare 

Post-sex wind-down ritual; recharging (i.e. relaxing, cuddling, soft pillow talk, listening to each other's heartbeats, soft kisses).
According to G. Smith, and R. Varina, "If you're not already doing it after sex (aftercare), you should be."
aftercare by talk2me-JCH2 December 5, 2022

Murder Inc vs Shady/Aftermath

Beef between two label companies; Murder Inc (Ja Rule, Ferrari Black, Irv Gotti) and Shady/Aftermath (Eminem, Obie Trice, Dr.Dre, 50 Cent).
Started when Ja Rule saw 50 Cent hanging out with a man who had in the past robbed Ja Rule. Ja Rule then started dissing 50 Cent and just like WWI, allies were drug into the beef.
Ayo, wuchu think about that Murder Inc and Shady/Aftermath beef?
I think Murder Inc got murdered.

Afternators

A crackhead fandom who stan Miss Josephine Langford and Mr Hero Fiennes Tiffin. Thanks to our Queen Anna Todd for creating this fandom and a bunch of crackheads. If you’re one of us we stick by you till the end. Don’t mess with us ;) p.s. we may over use the term RRRRRRRR and being josexual
Friend: Yo have you heard of that crackhead fandom the Afternators

Me: UM YES I WANNA BE APART OF THAT FANDOM SIGN ME UP
Afternators by myhero_ft April 20, 2019
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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