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aftercare 

Taking care of someone after preforming sexual activities with them. Cuddling, talking, etc.
He's so good with aftercare, he makes me feel safe.
aftercare by wisefrog69 December 8, 2021

Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

Alternate 

Reference from the Mandela Catalogue
Someone who looks off / almost doesn't look like a human.
Bro looks like an alternate 💀
Alternate by SaltyNott January 20, 2022

aftercare 

Post-sex wind-down ritual; recharging (i.e. relaxing, cuddling, soft pillow talk, listening to each other's heartbeats, soft kisses).
According to G. Smith, and R. Varina, "If you're not already doing it after sex (aftercare), you should be."
aftercare by talk2me-JCH2 December 5, 2022

Murder Inc vs Shady/Aftermath

Beef between two label companies; Murder Inc (Ja Rule, Ferrari Black, Irv Gotti) and Shady/Aftermath (Eminem, Obie Trice, Dr.Dre, 50 Cent).
Started when Ja Rule saw 50 Cent hanging out with a man who had in the past robbed Ja Rule. Ja Rule then started dissing 50 Cent and just like WWI, allies were drug into the beef.
Ayo, wuchu think about that Murder Inc and Shady/Aftermath beef?
I think Murder Inc got murdered.

Afternators

A crackhead fandom who stan Miss Josephine Langford and Mr Hero Fiennes Tiffin. Thanks to our Queen Anna Todd for creating this fandom and a bunch of crackheads. If you’re one of us we stick by you till the end. Don’t mess with us ;) p.s. we may over use the term RRRRRRRR and being josexual
Friend: Yo have you heard of that crackhead fandom the Afternators

Me: UM YES I WANNA BE APART OF THAT FANDOM SIGN ME UP
Afternators by myhero_ft April 20, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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