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Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

Alternate 

Reference from the Mandela Catalogue
Someone who looks off / almost doesn't look like a human.
Bro looks like an alternate 💀
Alternate by SaltyNott January 20, 2022

Afternators

A crackhead fandom who stan Miss Josephine Langford and Mr Hero Fiennes Tiffin. Thanks to our Queen Anna Todd for creating this fandom and a bunch of crackheads. If you’re one of us we stick by you till the end. Don’t mess with us ;) p.s. we may over use the term RRRRRRRR and being josexual
Friend: Yo have you heard of that crackhead fandom the Afternators

Me: UM YES I WANNA BE APART OF THAT FANDOM SIGN ME UP
Afternators by myhero_ft April 20, 2019

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) 

Funni Russian guy that missed a Tsar's child so much that he did a little trolling on the Russian people
Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) seems like a cool monarchist, what could go wrong?

alternate facts 

The Trump administration's interpretation of fact; a fact inside a conservative bubble; HUH?
Alternate facts are often used by the delusional.
alternate facts by Tedda M. January 22, 2017

alternate facts 

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.
We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.
alternate facts by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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