afternater

When a person loves the books/movie “after”

“I’m a proud afternator”
“Have you heard how many afternaters there are lately?”

by maybe it’s me ;) April 22, 2019

Afterbate

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...

Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate

by M193 January 22, 2014

Alternate

Reference from the Mandela Catalogue
Someone who looks off / almost doesn't look like a human.

Bro looks like an alternate 💀

by SaltyNott January 20, 2022

Afternators

A crackhead fandom who stan Miss Josephine Langford and Mr Hero Fiennes Tiffin. Thanks to our Queen Anna Todd for creating this fandom and a bunch of crackheads. If you’re one of us we stick by you till the end. Don’t mess with us ;) p.s. we may over use the term RRRRRRRR and being josexual

Friend: Yo have you heard of that crackhead fandom the Afternators

Me: UM YES I WANNA BE APART OF THAT FANDOM SIGN ME UP

by myhero_ft April 20, 2019

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate)

Funni Russian guy that missed a Tsar's child so much that he did a little trolling on the Russian people

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) seems like a cool monarchist, what could go wrong?

by secreperson October 13, 2021

alternate facts

The Trump administration's interpretation of fact; a fact inside a conservative bubble; HUH?

Alternate facts are often used by the delusional.

by Tedda M. January 22, 2017

alternate facts

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.

We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.

by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017