7 definitions by JeanneInABottle

Googledout

The feeling after having spent the last few hours Googling everything you ever wanted to Google and now you're exhausted.

I checked every variation on fun places to go for our vacation, and now I'm googledout.

by JeanneInABottle August 17, 2010

incogmailo

The act of being unreachable by email, whether deliberately or because you have something better to do than answer the senders email.

I tried to reach him. I know he has a job, and also a Life, but now he's gone incogmailo. Don't you think he should at least email me back to tell me he won't be emailing me?

by JeanneInABottle August 17, 2010

Afterdate

Where you go to after your date.

I hate this guy. Good thing my afterdate will be waiting for me.

by JeanneInABottle February 19, 2015

nonhusband

A man who has not married a woman long after common law marriage has decreed them married. A long-term boyfriend. someone who a girl should be married to but isnt.

She has had a nonhusband for 10 years an now she has nothing. She should have gotten married!

by JeanneInABottle December 10, 2010

txtaholic

a person who text messages (sms) way too much to the point that it causes dysfunction in their life.

He text's me 50 times a day. I know he loves me, but I'm pretty sure he's a txtaholic.

by JeanneInABottle August 17, 2010

uncultivated

having not yet been induced into a cult

The newbies on the ground floor are uncultivated. Here we perform exorcisms.

by JeanneInABottle December 10, 2010

energy whore

Someone who steals or takes positive energy out of you by telling you their Problems. They take energy, and expect you to pay for it.

That girl spent the whole time telling me how upset she was over her life challenges. She's an energy whore

by JeanneInABottle December 10, 2010