A turd so unspeakably vile that the very act of committing it may be, under certain conditions, deemed a War Crime by the U.N.
Main characteristics of an arsetrocity include extensive skidmarks, a hanging and unbearable smell that takes long time to go away, extreme pebble-dashing and giving the bathroom the general air of the aftermath of a Nuclear/Biological/Chemical attack

"Man, I'd stay outta the bathroom for a while, I just committed an Arsetrocity" declared Paul, after he'd graced the shitter with his presence following a heavy night on the Guinness
skidmarks pebbledash [Guinness} poop stink

arsetrocity by Gulpnu October 26, 2015

Acetaminophen

A fever reducing painkiller known for it's liver toxicity when taken in semi-large doses, also known as APAP.

It's found in pretty much any drug that's popular to get high so they add APAP to prevent abuse. Common drugs include Vicodin/Lortab 5-500mg APAP/Hydrocodone and Dextromethorphan hydrobromide cough syrup formulas.

Avoid it if you can.

Bob: Hey man, I got some of this vicodin, wanna do some with me?
Richard: No thanks, it's got acetaminophen in it. I like my liver to be alive.

Acetaminophen by ArctixFawx May 3, 2016

Assetry

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.

I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.

Assetry by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015

Acetaminophile

Someone who takes Tylenol (acetaminophen) at every possible occasion, whether or not it is necessary.

Jake: Why does Sarah always carry Tylenol?
Jeff: Dude, she's an acetaminophile, you haven't notice her popping pills all time?

Acetaminophile by DevSteve October 25, 2011

Acetone Peroxide

An very sensitive yet powerful explosive. Common applications include a really cool-looking cloud of dust (yay!) and setting off even more powerful explosives. Referred to as AP.

Be careful using the acronym AP at school because it also stands for Advanced Placement which is something completely different :P

It's also dangerous to make if you're not being careful.

Guy 1: Why is there a hole in my basement?
Guy 2: I messing around with some AP...
Guy 1: Advanced Placement?
Guy 2: No, Acetone Peroxide. Why would a test blow a hole in your basement?

Acetone Peroxide by Core2Extremist August 5, 2007

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026