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arsetrocity

A turd so unspeakably vile that the very act of committing it may be, under certain conditions, deemed a War Crime by the U.N.
Main characteristics of an arsetrocity include extensive skidmarks, a hanging and unbearable smell that takes long time to go away, extreme pebble-dashing and giving the bathroom the general air of the aftermath of a Nuclear/Biological/Chemical attack
"Man, I'd stay outta the bathroom for a while, I just committed an Arsetrocity" declared Paul, after he'd graced the shitter with his presence following a heavy night on the Guinness
skidmarks pebbledash Guinness} poop stink
by Gulpnu October 26, 2015
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Tarantino hangover

A hangover where your memories from the previous night appear randomly and not in sequential order, not unlike the scenes in Pulp Fiction. You have to see them all before you can finally piece together what actually happened.
I had a Tarantino hangover the night after my birthday . . . I remember the club, the taxi, but didn't remember the fight, the kebab and pissing in an alley until a few hours later.
by Gulpnu January 2, 2014
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arse in his hand

To be in a bad mood, to be pissed off about something.
"He's back! - and this time he's got his arse in his hand" - advertising poster for Terminator 3.
by Gulpnu August 16, 2012
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