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AOL disk
1. A way America Online tricks people into using their horrible service.
2. A fuckin' POS.
3. Doubles as a coaster.
4. A waste of a CD.
2. A fuckin' POS.
3. Doubles as a coaster.
4. A waste of a CD.
1. Ahh, I'm fucked now that I signed up for a years worth of AOL service.
2. My car is acting like a damn AOL disk today.
3. Thanks to AOL I was able to prevent rings from forming on my wooden desk.
4. Sigh.. What a waste of a perfectly good CD.
2. My car is acting like a damn AOL disk today.
3. Thanks to AOL I was able to prevent rings from forming on my wooden desk.
4. Sigh.. What a waste of a perfectly good CD.
AOL disk by President of American Online December 11, 2003
aol disc
A round, shiny object. This object contains the required files to get you into Hell. After downloading said files, you will be forced to pay to browse the web at slow speeds. After initial use, these discs become utterly useless due to their abundance. They can be used as weapons, tools, support for chairs, etc.
Guy1: Dude, I just installed AOL. What do I do with the disc?
Guy2: Pull!
Guy1: I just installed AOL, here, take my disc.
Guy2: AOL DISC FIGHT!
Guy2: Pull!
Guy1: I just installed AOL, here, take my disc.
Guy2: AOL DISC FIGHT!
aol disc by J. Spearin March 21, 2007
AOL disk
CD often found by the till in soteres, shops, malls, supermarkets... and free.
Useful as frisbee, Coaster, and not much else.
Also, can be synonmymus with KRAP.
**WARNING** AVOID CONTACT WITH COMPUTER AT ALL TIMES!
Useful as frisbee, Coaster, and not much else.
Also, can be synonmymus with KRAP.
**WARNING** AVOID CONTACT WITH COMPUTER AT ALL TIMES!
AOL disk
AOL disk by Kung-fu Jesus June 25, 2004
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