decorate

the act of pissing on toilet paper in a public place.

eric decorated the bathroom at players

by sailorned November 23, 2007

decorate

verb:
To masturbate on a wall or another inanimate object.

I decorated the books in the library.

by CraigZ May 5, 2005

decorate

Drinking during the holiday season.

At Thanksgiving this year the adults said we are going to "D" and Cook all day, "D" meaning drink, the 7yr old child says, "I want to Decorate too! "D" means Decorate right??" And a new cover ID was born.

So let's get decorated this holiday season.

"Let's decorate!"

I have been decorating since noon!

"I'm officially decorated..."

by IrishSmalls November 28, 2010

decorate

to masturbate on, but specifically, to a place.

I decorated my room last night.

by James May 13, 2005

Decorate her face like a cake

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

by bachass April 24, 2010

decorate the lady cake

To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.

The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.

by Cigarettebutt75 November 12, 2010

Decorate the oak

When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer

"Decorate the oak ya scabby bastard. It's your round"

by Ally Dick October 6, 2016