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(adj.) delicious

(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner

(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.
Cakes are yummy

I am yummy, come and get me girls.

A: Eat shit and die

B: yummy

A: Choke on a dick

B: yummy!
by Kung-fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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(n.) A year where Febuary has 29 days. This is because the earth actually takes 365.24 days to orbit the sun completely. This figure is rounded to 365.25, so after four years, we have to add an extra day. However, since it is actually a little less than a whole day, every 100 years we will be a day ahead. There are 10 leap years in 100 years, and hence, we must miss one of these years. This was last done in 1900, and shall next be done in 2100, hence, it is unlikely many of us will live to see the next one, unless this definitions is still here (along with urbandictionary of course!) in many years' time.
1) Every year divisible by four is a leap year (1996,2000, 2004);

2) Unless it is also divisible by 100 (1700, 1800, 1900, 2100).

3) However, if a year is divisible by 4, 100 and 400, it is a leap year (1600, 2000, 2400)
by Kung-fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.

(n.) large breasts.
Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.

Woah! Headlights! *receives head*
by Kung-fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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Popular television gameshow origianally shown on the BBC and presented by Anne Robinson. Later shown in many other countries. It was made popular not by the contestants voting eachother off to land just one with the money, but also that instead of being cheery, the presenter kept a stern face and questioned the intelligence of the contestants.

When they were voted off one-by-one, she would say "You are the weakest link, Good-bye."
"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, and that seems to be you.."
by Kung-fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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A measure of Narcisism.
Narcisists rule!
by Kung-fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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One of the majopr exports of the UK. Not well like by hayfever sufferers.
GUY: I'm going to rape you!

Hayfever girl: oh no!

*Guy throws rape seed at girls' nose*
by Kung-fu Jesus April 23, 2004
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