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69 sex possition 

you turn your girl upside down and let her choke on your fat cock while you eat her wet pussy out.
Hey babe want to 69 sex possition
69 sex possition by STIFF NOGER March 13, 2019

The Auf Wiedersehen 69 Sex Position 

A sex position in which 2 people perform the act of eating the ass out and the person whose ass is getting eaten out shits in the other and they run to the bathroom to wash their mouth out and when they come back previous said person is asleep and the other goes to sleep as well.
“Yo Daniel?”
“Yeh bailey?”
“Okay so Jess and I did the Auf Wiedersehen 69 sex position last night! it was a very fulfilling night! It’s safe to say I’m not hungry anymore!”

rule 69 of sex 

The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.
Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!

Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!

penis sex man 69 

Man I wish I was as cool as penis sex man 69
penis sex man 69 by penis sex man 70 February 22, 2021

xxx_sex_schmaster_69_xxx 

xxx_sex_schmaster_69_xxx is my wife and my husband.

69 sextillion 

This number only intended for mature audiences.
Math teacher: What's 58,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 plus 11,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?
Everyone: uhh 69 sextillion