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69 sex possition 

you turn your girl upside down and let her choke on your fat cock while you eat her wet pussy out.
Hey babe want to 69 sex possition
69 sex possition by STIFF NOGER March 13, 2019

The Auf Wiedersehen 69 Sex Position 

A sex position in which 2 people perform the act of eating the ass out and the person whose ass is getting eaten out shits in the other and they run to the bathroom to wash their mouth out and when they come back previous said person is asleep and the other goes to sleep as well.
“Yo Daniel?”
“Yeh bailey?”
“Okay so Jess and I did the Auf Wiedersehen 69 sex position last night! it was a very fulfilling night! It’s safe to say I’m not hungry anymore!”

rule 69 of sex 

The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.
Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!

Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!

penis sex man 69 

Man I wish I was as cool as penis sex man 69
penis sex man 69 by penis sex man 70 February 22, 2021

xxx_sex_schmaster_69_xxx 

xxx_sex_schmaster_69_xxx is my wife and my husband.

69 sextillion 

This number only intended for mature audiences.
Math teacher: What's 58,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 plus 11,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?
Everyone: uhh 69 sextillion
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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