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The new sex number. Free to be shouted in public without fear of odd looks.

Person 1: guess how many...?
Person 2: 58!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: 58!!...(giggles)

58 by Btsmlb May 23, 2016

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The number after 57 and before 59.

Oh my god it's technical

there's 57 cats oh no there's 1 more, that makes 58

58 by Jason Max November 6, 2007

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58 by pro d!ck sxcker July 20, 2020

The last two digits of the area code "11758".

62 or 58?
Rep 58!!

58 by Cheatmasterbw April 15, 2011

The number of terabytes of child porn a man in Texas was caught with. 1 terabyte = 1000 gigabytes of data, just for reference.

A man in Texas was caught with 58 terabytes of child porn a while back. If my math is correct, that’s roughly 17000000 SD photos worth.

58 by Krak Hed September 26, 2020

Happy birthday 58

58 by Mkitrain February 26, 2025

When your mom says no to going to McDonalds so you shit in her coffee the next morning

mom: who shat in my coffee?
Me: Get 58 bitch ass

58 by Jomasma May 19, 2026