1) Dude, that's some wack xxx!
2) Dude, my favorite number is XXX!
3) Dude, I bowled a XXX!
4) Dude, I hate that movie, xXx!
5) Dude, he doesn't do drugs, he's XXX!

I once received this e-mail from a posh girl's school:

"An e-mail addressed to you has been blocked by 'PornControl', due to its obscene content. The offending content was 'xxx'."

It turned out that my friend had signed off with, "See you soon, Jenny. xxx"

(a) 'PornControl' (not its real name) was set not to protect the girls from the wicked outside world, but to protect the outside world from the obscene girls.

(b) If it detected an obscenity in an e-mail, it kept the e-mail and just sent the obscenity.

(c) There's nothing wrong with typing 'xxx'

Don't ya just love it?

1) "Dude, this porn film is XXX."
2) "Dude, Blair's fat mum wears XXXL."
3) "Dude, know what 30 is in Roman?" "What dude?" "XXX dude."
4) "Dude, fxxx those fxxxing fxxxers at MTV, they've messed up the sxxx TV, cxxxs." "Dude, calm down."

1.) Woah! Da'zz sum GRAET PRON! IZ XXX!!!!!11!!

2.) If it's whiskey, why do they call it "XXX?"

3.) You paid to watch "XXX?" You're stupid.

Wow, that awesome guy at Trash and Vaudeville had an xxx ring and said he was straight-edge, but then he lit up a cigarette.

i went to this party and did not drink because i am straight edge XXX

Girl: See ya later sweetypie xXx
Guy thinking "kisses?! suck my ____ bitch!!"