Urban Dictionary: xxx

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1) Pornographic material
2) Roman numeral for 30
3) Three strikes in a row in bowling; turkey
4) A terrible movie starring Vin Diesel
5) Signifying "straight-edge"

1) Dude, that's some wack xxx!
2) Dude, my favorite number is XXX!
3) Dude, I bowled a XXX!
4) Dude, I hate that movie, xXx!
5) Dude, he doesn't do drugs, he's XXX!

by Ryan May 03, 2004

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Jan 18 Word of the Day

Blue Monday

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."

by L_Roku August 31, 2007

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xxx

kiss-kiss-kiss. E.g at the end of a letter or email.

I once received this e-mail from a posh girl's school:

"An e-mail addressed to you has been blocked by 'PornControl', due to its obscene content. The offending content was 'xxx'."

It turned out that my friend had signed off with, "See you soon, Jenny. xxx"

(a) 'PornControl' (not its real name) was set not to protect the girls from the wicked outside world, but to protect the outside world from the obscene girls.

(b) If it detected an obscenity in an e-mail, it kept the e-mail and just sent the obscenity.

(c) There's nothing wrong with typing 'xxx'

Don't ya just love it?

by nit-pick February 09, 2004

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XXX

1) A rating for a pornographic movie.
2) When followed by an L, a size of clothing.
3) The number 30 in Roman numerals.
4) A way of censoring four letter expletives.

1) "Dude, this porn film is XXX."
2) "Dude, Blair's fat mum wears XXXL."
3) "Dude, know what 30 is in Roman?" "What dude?" "XXX dude."
4) "Dude, fxxx those fxxxing fxxxers at MTV, they've messed up the sxxx TV, cxxxs." "Dude, calm down."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

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xxx

1.) The common definition for highly pornographic materials. Consider any pornographic material containing "XXX" to be the ultimate...

2.) The common marking for jugs of moonshine, or other backwoods alcoholic beverages in movies, cartoons or television shows.

2.) A movie which contains the antithesis to all actors, Vin Diesel.

1.) Woah! Da'zz sum GRAET PRON! IZ XXX!!!!!11!!

2.) If it's whiskey, why do they call it "XXX?"

3.) You paid to watch "XXX?" You're stupid.

by Manawski March 04, 2003