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Krieger Kreepy 

When something is so creepy, that it would even creep out Dr. Algernop Krieger from ISIS/CIA (Character from the TV Show "Archer")
Dude, that incest robot porn you are watching is Krieger Kreepy!

Krieger Steamer 

When a fully nude, uncomfortably jacked man takes a shit on your chest and slowly wipes it down to your ballsack while simultaneously putting you in a cradle position.
"I had to take a 30 minute shower to wash off the my shit-covered chest and balls which I received from a Krieger Steamer."
Krieger Steamer by LeFrance July 20, 2018

Robby Krieger 

Very underrated musician, and former guitarist for the Doors. While Jim Morrison definitely has the spotlight for the Doors, Robby the youngest member of the group, was also important as a songwriter, responsible for the hit "Light My Fire" as well as half the material on "The Soft Parade". As well as being a brilliant guitarist he's a pretty damn good vocalist too. He mightn't be Jim Morrison but yeah he can sing alright. Check out his string of solo albums.

And any doors fans will know that "Spanish Caravan" and his improvised live guitar solos justify his greatness.
Person 1 : Man "Love Her Madly" is an awesome song. A Morrison favorite of mine along with "Runnin' Blue"

Person 2 : Actually both those songs were written by Robby Krieger

Person 1: Who?

Person 2: The Doors guitarist....the guy who sings on the chorus of Runnin' Blue

Person 1: No.....that's Bob Dylan idiot! The Doors were only session musicians that acted as Jim's backing group!

*Person 2 facepalms*

Krieger Kreampie 

When you are fucking your girl and you pull out, take your favorite Pokémon card, release your steamy spunk all over it, and then swipe it in her asscrack like a credit card.
I gave my girl the Krieger Kreampie last night

keaton krieger 

A hot ass eighth grader who Keith Allen Sinclair fantasizes about getting in her panties while receiving head from her mom at the same time
Damn girl you're packin bood like Keaton Krieger
keaton krieger by Kim Jong-Dave February 4, 2018

Kriegerism 

The act of being douchier than a douche..Most typically to the point they shave their heads and get 9-5 jobs!
Man, What happened to John???? IDK he got a job, lost all of his hair, became a total douche, and moved into a trailer....I think he may have kriegerism!
Kriegerism by King Ofallofus December 19, 2011