Krieger Steamer

When a fully nude, uncomfortably jacked man takes a shit on your chest and slowly wipes it down to your ballsack while simultaneously putting you in a cradle position.

"I had to take a 30 minute shower to wash off the my shit-covered chest and balls which I received from a Krieger Steamer."

by LeFrance July 20, 2018

Fenway Frank

When a man takes a hot hotdog right off the grill and shoves it up his ass without second thought.

"Boy oh boy! My asshole is blistered and dripping with blood after that Fenway Frank!"

by LeFrance July 20, 2018

Flavortown Fluid

Pour one can of coke, enough vodka to deal with your shitty kids, one half shot of lime juice, then stir in bong and take a fat rip, transfer into a cocktail glass and enjoy with a side of diarrhea-enducing Chipotle.

"I enjoy the finer things in life, such as a flavorful margarita on the rocks or a Flavortown Fluid."

by LeFrance July 21, 2018