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Kiefering 

To say you'll be somewhere but at the last minute you bitch out and make an excuse not to be there.
Calvin was Kiefering last night but we called him out on his bullshit.
Kiefering by TheRealBLee May 19, 2017

kidgering 

Being spoken to in a monotonous and condescending tone buy a man who is far past retirement age, usually about a long past issue and who is could have easily been solved if they were there at the time.
Damn, I had a full on kidgering earlier. He just kept on finding more words to say!
kidgering by 2bad2pac May 20, 2016

Dunning-Krugering 

A term for when a person tells you with absolute conviction how undisputed something is, because they read an article or two on the internet that they insist they remember perfectly.
"Oh, goddamit, Karen is Dunning-Krugering all over Facebook again."
Dunning-Krugering by FridayKittie November 8, 2019

krogering 

To shop at a Kroger grocery store.
The fridge was plum otta food so I went Krogering to fill it up with goodies.
krogering by Jeffrey Moritz April 5, 2006

Kriegerism 

The act of being douchier than a douche..Most typically to the point they shave their heads and get 9-5 jobs!
Man, What happened to John???? IDK he got a job, lost all of his hair, became a total douche, and moved into a trailer....I think he may have kriegerism!
Kriegerism by King Ofallofus December 19, 2011

Krogering 

To go to a Kroger's parking lot and engage in oral sex and/or sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I had to go Krogering because we still lived at home with our parents wouldn't approve of our fornicating.
Krogering by Joelj7891 January 10, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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