Kriegered
After sexual intercourse it is the act of placing sperm on your hand and bitch-slapping the female partner.
Related Words
Kriegered • Kriegeradel • freddy kruegered • Krieger. • riegered • Kiggered • kingered • Klingered • Krieger Arsch • Krieger-Coble
Krieger Kreepy
When something is so creepy, that it would even creep out Dr. Algernop Krieger from ISIS/CIA (Character from the TV Show "Archer")
Krieger Kreepy by Vapor S. Thompson March 31, 2015
Krieger Steamer
When a fully nude, uncomfortably jacked man takes a shit on your chest and slowly wipes it down to your ballsack while simultaneously putting you in a cradle position.
"I had to take a 30 minute shower to wash off the my shit-covered chest and balls which I received from a Krieger Steamer."
Krieger Steamer by LeFrance July 20, 2018
Robby Krieger
Very underrated musician, and former guitarist for the Doors. While Jim Morrison definitely has the spotlight for the Doors, Robby the youngest member of the group, was also important as a songwriter, responsible for the hit "Light My Fire" as well as half the material on "The Soft Parade". As well as being a brilliant guitarist he's a pretty damn good vocalist too. He mightn't be Jim Morrison but yeah he can sing alright. Check out his string of solo albums.
And any doors fans will know that "Spanish Caravan" and his improvised live guitar solos justify his greatness.
And any doors fans will know that "Spanish Caravan" and his improvised live guitar solos justify his greatness.
Person 1 : Man "Love Her Madly" is an awesome song. A Morrison favorite of mine along with "Runnin' Blue"
Person 2 : Actually both those songs were written by Robby Krieger
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: The Doors guitarist....the guy who sings on the chorus of Runnin' Blue
Person 1: No.....that's Bob Dylan idiot! The Doors were only session musicians that acted as Jim's backing group!
*Person 2 facepalms*
Person 2 : Actually both those songs were written by Robby Krieger
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: The Doors guitarist....the guy who sings on the chorus of Runnin' Blue
Person 1: No.....that's Bob Dylan idiot! The Doors were only session musicians that acted as Jim's backing group!
*Person 2 facepalms*
Robby Krieger by stingingpaininthebrain July 13, 2012
Getting Krieged
A feeling that is greater than sex. If you get Krieged during sex you have reached the ultimate level of satisfaction for the rest of your life that you will never have to have sex again.
Female 1: I have such great sex
Female 2: You havent had great sex unless you get krieged
Female 1: You need to have sex again.
Female 2: I haven't had sex for 34 years, thats what getting krieged will do to you.
Dude 1: My girlfriend cheated on me and got krieged so now she never wants to have sex, so I got krieged and we're both the same!
Female 2: You havent had great sex unless you get krieged
Female 1: You need to have sex again.
Female 2: I haven't had sex for 34 years, thats what getting krieged will do to you.
Dude 1: My girlfriend cheated on me and got krieged so now she never wants to have sex, so I got krieged and we're both the same!
Getting Krieged by dj nice tits March 27, 2011
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