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full service 

A term usually used for a call girl who does more than just "escort" or "body rubs". It means they perform everything. Sex in all forms by a call girl is called "full service".
Caller: "Hi, I was interested in your ad."
Call Girl: "It's $150 for a hour."
Caller: "Is it just a body rub or full service?"
Call Girl: "No, it's just a body rub."
Caller: "Ok sorry, I was looking for full service."

This means he wants it all, and this means that she is not doing "full service" just body rubs.
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full service 

to have sex with a escort, including penetration(usually with a condom)
the add said $ 250/hr for full service
full service by me ok 09 January 31, 2009

full service 

The act of performing oral sex on a man to completion, and swallowing, before or after drinking his urine directly from his penis.
My cocksucker is also a human urinal that regularly gives me full service when he sucks my dick.
full service by yellow snowcone March 31, 2023

Full Service Lube Job 

A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it

(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)


MOCO and Lisa are firm believers in the Full Service Lube Job!

full service wake up call

When your woman wakes up and sucks your morning wood...insists you cum in her mouth...then rings you out from behind the beans until your dry and then goes to work..
She grabbed my morning wood and gave me a full service wake up call....mmm.

full service gas station 

When a man sticks his penis into a womans vagina and urinates.
"I'll stick it in you and pee, it's a full service gas station BIOTCH!!!"

Full Service Blumpkin 

A standard blumpkin followed by a rimjob. That's as much description as I'm offering; I'll leave it for you to do the math.
Asshole #1: Man, that marginally pretty hyper slut, Sally--you know the one who doesn't quite fit in and has all those horrible daddy and self esteem issues--well, anyway, she's so fucking messed up in the skull that I actually talked the stupid whore into giving me a FULL SERVICE BLUMPKIN about an hour ago!!!
Asshole #... other asshole: Was she drunk?
Asshole #1: Nope.
Other asshole: Did you get her to sign a consent form?
Asshole #1: Well, duh, moron--I mean I'm not some Neanderthal, troglodyte, rapist monster who goes around preying on vulnerable women, or anything.
Other Asshole: Well, sweet then. High five!
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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