sockner

someone who walks around in his/her socks all the time. they will even walk around in their socks outside even if it is snowing or raining.

rick: “i picked up connor last night and he ran through a snow bank with only his socks on.”
reebo: “so typical, he’s such a sockner.”

by rickymcschnicky October 24, 2019

poop socker

A person who is so engrossed in their MMORPG (World of WarCraft, EverQuest, etc.) that they forgo even the most basic formalities surrounding biological need, like going to the bathroom to defecate.

They poop in a sock instead.

Stop being a poop socker and come out to the bar.

by honkbert March 25, 2008

Darren Sockier

Drinking an alcoholic beverage through a sock. A sock gets place over the cup with the drink in it and the person has to drink the whole drink then squeeze out any drink soaked into the sock. Usually a punishment with a used sock

At uni games, I had to do a Darren sockier
Darren sockier, Sockier, Darren sockier, na na na na na na na Darren sockier, sockier, Darren sockier
Macquarie uni is the birthplace of the Darren sockier

by Sockier September 10, 2016

Sickner

A word Irish people use to show their acknowledgment that something bad happened.

Séan - ""My girlfriend just broke up with me!"
Patrick - "Sickner!"

Sinéad - "I was walking down the street then I fell in front of everybody!"
Siobhán - "Sickner for ya!"

by sophiesoph September 28, 2008

Super Socker

To cum inside a sock.

-I was jerking off yesterday and I didn't have a tissue, so I did a Super Socker.

by Rodkor April 2, 2015

socker bopping

When you slide your dick into a socker bopper

Me :Oh my god G i just slid my dick into a socker bopper hole and its stuck in there AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Terry: wtf stop socker bopping

by BingusTacoCat November 15, 2022

Socknesia

When you can't remember where you put your socks.

Human 1: Damn, I'm having socknesia again.

Human 2: They're in the laundry basket.

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, July 15, 2014