SOCKerifice 

name given to a sock used to wipe your ass in a public toilet because there was no toilet paper and you forgot to check beforehand, see also: Charles Bukowski: women

oh dude the toilet gods were angry, i had to make a "SOCKerifice"

SOCKerifice by jim griffith April 6, 2011

suckrifice 

1) Making a sacrifice that sucks.
2) A sacrifice that another knowingly asks of you in order to selfishly take advantage of you, and, which will only benefit the asking party; a situation that asks you to make a sacrifice in which you feel you are unfairly forced or coerced into accepting.
3) Making a hard sacrifice for a frivolous cause that ultimately doesn't pay off in the end; "everything ventured, nothing gained."

variants : -s, suckrificed, suckrificing, suckifrication.

1) "Man!... what a suckrifice my boss is asking me to make THIS time!"
2) "It ain't worth making all these suckrefices for you!"
3) “I see the government is suckrificing us again!"
4) "That's a suckrifice that I won't make!"
5) "Man!... what a suckrification of my time and talents-- and there goes my weekend, too!"

suckrifice by Juan O'Malley January 2, 2011

sockrifice 

A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum.

Dude, we ran out of teeps yesterday and this morning I had to peform a sockrifice.

sockrifice by The Colonel July 18, 2003

sackrifice 

Noun. When someone, or a group of people go to extreme lengths to either save their hacky sack from hitting the floor during a session, or to retrieve their hacky sack when it is lost or out of reach.

"Woa! Graham just lept in the river just to get his foot to that sack. That was one hell of a sackrifice!"

sackrifice by FuelKat March 27, 2007

sockrifice 

When you lose a sock while doing the laundry, whether that means it falls behind the machine or you cannot find one sock's mate.

*when folding laundry and have an odd number of socks* "Good thing I bought the 12-pack of athletic socks from Costco, it looks like I just sockrificed another one!"

sockrifice by unmoutonsvp7 April 28, 2014

Suckerfice 

A biatch loser who gets
suckered into sacrificing
themself.

Suckerfice the sucker is a dumb ass hick for sucking all those balls.

Suckerfice by COOKIES R U May 10, 2008

sockrifice 

Leaving a sock behind after a bad hook-up because it's more important to get out in a hurry than to keep searching for the other sock.

She said he was horrible and she left without bothering to find both of her socks afterward. They were a new pair, but it was worth the sockrifice.

sockrifice by derby mined March 27, 2011