Socknesia

When you can't remember where you put your socks.

Human 1: Damn, I'm having socknesia again.

Human 2: They're in the laundry basket.

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, July 15, 2014

cocknesia

1. a condition wherein you forget pertinent facts or have memory loss due to an earth-shattering sexual experience

2. you completely block out the memory of a particularly traumatic sexual experience with a man and his member

Dammit I can't remember the name of the restaurant, but it's not surprising considering the cocknesia I've had since Saturday night's shagfest.

by 'Itten March 31, 2009