instamad

When your happy then someone says one word or did one thing and it instantly makes you so mad that you can't form that right words, your face feels like it's on fire and your head could spin around at any second.

Examples of instamad
1. You patiently wait for the empty parking space , the car finally pulls out out give a friendly wave and some jackass comes flyin' in and takes the parking spot. Instamad!! Uncontrollable curse, beat the stealing wheel and yell. While your family looks at you like your crazy.

2. Gary was instamad when the fast food place wouldn't accept his travelers checks. He spoke in an unknown pissed language and ended with telling the order girl to get the glitter off your face -it looks stupid!

instamad by messy bun October 29, 2017

Instamatically 

The act of instantly and automatically doing an action, without further delay;
The proverb version of Instamatic;

"Get out here Instamatically, young mister, or you are grounded for a week!"

Instamatically by Enlightened Nerd Boy January 28, 2009

instamodel 

A male or female that designs, launches and manages an Instagram account filled with self portraits with the goal of getting noticed by an agency for model work.

Crystal had some revealing beach shots on her Instagram, but she seems to be getting noticed by some local photographers. She could be the next great Instamodel

instamodel by recruiterpoet June 5, 2018

instaman 

A man who can instantly come into a womans life and provide her with emotional, mental and financial stability. A instaman instantly becomes obligated to pay a womans bills, take care of her children and household, provide all resourses without recieving any benefits other than sex in return. He assumes all responsibility providing a woman with all she desires financially and recreationally.

Tasha never had any stable income or potential husband and she always struggled paying bills until her life turned around instantly when he became her instaman.

instaman by Anthonio Von Swagger. September 28, 2014

Instamacy 

adverb

1) When an individual begins a romantic relationship which started on-line, and thinks that he/she has an instant, intimate connection to the other person...which just scares the shit out of the other person when there is marriage and kid talk on a first date!

2) The feeling in a nascent relationship (first date) that you're totally going to get laid that night!

3) When you meet a girl/guy for the first time and one of both of you start talking about super serious shit that happened to you as a kid when it's WAY too early

So I've got a date with this Jenn, who I met on-line, we only talked once on the phone, but emailed for like two weeks everyday and it was instamacy right away! I totally think I'm falling in-like with her, she's 5'8", nice rack, great body, and really funny...I already went to the website to figure out what our kids will look like. Would you think it was odd if someone asked you to marry them on the first date?

Instamacy by The Fig March 10, 2011

Instadaddy

A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.

She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.

Instadaddy by The_Enbalmer November 26, 2006

Instamatic 

Like lightning, but faster

Go get me some water. And be instamatic about it.

Instamatic by Gabriellesz' July 12, 2011