one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
by messy bun November 20, 2017
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caleat dust

the dirt in the cracks of an old wooden floor.
the old building smells of caleat dust.
by messy bun October 07, 2017
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infant baby

1. A big ass chicken shit.
2. Whiny ass dick
3. Idiot that can't do shit.
1. Hurry up and jump you freakin infant baby.

2. ain't no body got time to listen to your infant baby mouth.

3. You such an infant baby give it here before you break something
by messy bun October 13, 2017
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cryinass man cock

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.
Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.
by messy bun November 20, 2017
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jeniferver

a lady who seems to be well groomed, until she takes off her pants!! Then it's hairy legs and a vagina so bushy her parties disappear.
the beautiful girl at the bar turned out to be a real jeniferver, I had to get the weed eater and the mower out before I could tap that.
by messy bun October 26, 2017
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instamad

When your happy then someone says one word or did one thing and it instantly makes you so mad that you can't form that right words, your face feels like it's on fire and your head could spin around at any second.
Examples of instamad
1. You patiently wait for the empty parking space , the car finally pulls out out give a friendly wave and some jackass comes flyin' in and takes the parking spot. Instamad!! Uncontrollable curse, beat the stealing wheel and yell. While your family looks at you like your crazy.

2. Gary was instamad when the fast food place wouldn't accept his travelers checks. He spoke in an unknown pissed language and ended with telling the order girl to get the glitter off your face -it looks stupid!
by messy bun October 29, 2017
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nips of steal

Nipples so hard no amount of bra padding can keep those dudes from poking out.
sherri used her nips of steal to break the ice from the car door.
by messy bun October 26, 2017
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