one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 20, 2017

caleat dust

the dirt in the cracks of an old wooden floor.

the old building smells of caleat dust.

by messy bun October 07, 2017

infant baby

1. A big ass chicken shit.
2. Whiny ass dick
3. Idiot that can't do shit.

1. Hurry up and jump you freakin infant baby.

2. ain't no body got time to listen to your infant baby mouth.

3. You such an infant baby give it here before you break something

by messy bun October 13, 2017

cryinass man cock

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.

Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.

by messy bun November 20, 2017

slobber face

when a lady with giant tits walks into a room and all the men are so hypnotized by the sheer size of them, they don't realize slobber is pouring out of their mouths.

brandon and Brian got the hell knocked out of them for getting slobber faced over Susan's boobs at the dinner table.

by messy bun October 26, 2017

chicken"leg"

the pulling of the head of the dick toward the belly button until the shaft and balls take on the shape of a chicken leg

1. Brian got wasted jumped on the hood of a car and showed everyone his chicken"leg".

2. Brian proudly showed his chicken"leg" to sherri, she said Don't be silly that's more like a chicken wing.

3. Boy: do you like chicken
Girl: yes I love chicken
Boy: (pulls out his chicken "leg" ) and says you can suck on this chicken leg all day long.

by messy bun November 11, 2017

bull whip tit

tits with so much slack you can use them as a bull whip to slap the shit out of the guy across the table.

Sherri pulled out her bull whip tit and knocked Brian on his ass.

by messy bun October 13, 2017