instamagic

When a photo is dramatically improved by Instagram alterations or photoshopping.

Damn did you see that pic of Heather on FB? She got fine after high school.

Man I saw her at the bar last weekend. She's still beat. That's Instamagic

instamagic by mattsells3 March 9, 2017

Instamatically 

The act of instantly and automatically doing an action, without further delay;
The proverb version of Instamatic;

"Get out here Instamatically, young mister, or you are grounded for a week!"

Instamatically by Enlightened Nerd Boy January 28, 2009

Instamatic 

Like lightning, but faster

Go get me some water. And be instamatic about it.

Instamatic by Gabriellesz' July 12, 2011

Instamatically 

For dumb asses who want to sound intelligent by combining the words instantly and automatically into one word

Boss: did you finish the assignment I gave you?

Dumbass: yup, I instamatically completed it when I went home last night.

Boss: who the hell hired you?

Instamatically by Jersey1031 January 26, 2012

Instamazing

Adjective:

Instamazing is formed by combining "Instantly" and "Amazing." It is used to describe something that is amazing right from the beginning. For example, when a beginner starts out at an expert level, he may be described as "instamazing."

1) Did you see that? It's Gordon's first day snowboarding, and he just did a misty flip! He's instamazing!

2) Everyone already loves the 2011 Camaro. It's not even out yet, but it's instamazing!

Instamazing by Jacob Ames January 9, 2008

instamance

n. near inevitable romantic relationship arising out of the sex-hungry state created by vacation

Instant Romance: just add summer camp.

Guy: Man I can't get a girl friend
Wise Man: No problem, go to that summer camp your parents are trying to send you to.
Guy: But it's a church camp and I'm a virgin.
Wise Man: Perfect! Religion, repression and tents make the perfect conditions for an instamance.

Guy 1: You still talking to that blonde you met on the cruise ship?
Guy 2: Tropical instamance is especially strong.

I think Danny and Sandy from Grease is my favorite instamance.

instamance by mytime_notyours July 20, 2010

instamagoogletweetface 

Social media in a nutshell

my opinions are so important that they need to be validated on InstaMaGoogleTweetFace

instamagoogletweetface by ThreeStarBear July 31, 2019