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instaman

A man who can instantly come into a womans life and provide her with emotional, mental and financial stability. A instaman instantly becomes obligated to pay a womans bills, take care of her children and household, provide all resourses without recieving any benefits other than sex in return. He assumes all responsibility providing a woman with all she desires financially and recreationally.
Tasha never had any stable income or potential husband and she always struggled paying bills until her life turned around instantly when he became her instaman.
by Anthonio Von Swagger. September 28, 2014
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Instamatically

The act of instantly and automatically doing an action, without further delay;
The proverb version of Instamatic;
"Get out here Instamatically, young mister, or you are grounded for a week!"
by Enlightened Nerd Boy January 28, 2009
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Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.
As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.
by Termy August 3, 2007
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Instafan

People who don't know you, being obsessed with your every move on Instagram.
Boy: "Is that you friend?"
Girl: "Nah, that's an Instafan. They just follow me, but I never met them before."
by Chicaxo July 29, 2014
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Instawank

Masturbating over girls pictures on instagram, mostly over celebrities
Joe: Hey John, i had such a good instawank yesterday

John: Oh yeah me too, I was beating my meat so hard over that emily girls pictures
by MrDinosawrus May 24, 2013
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Instamacy

adverb

1) When an individual begins a romantic relationship which started on-line, and thinks that he/she has an instant, intimate connection to the other person...which just scares the shit out of the other person when there is marriage and kid talk on a first date!

2) The feeling in a nascent relationship (first date) that you're totally going to get laid that night!

3) When you meet a girl/guy for the first time and one of both of you start talking about super serious shit that happened to you as a kid when it's WAY too early
So I've got a date with this Jenn, who I met on-line, we only talked once on the phone, but emailed for like two weeks everyday and it was instamacy right away! I totally think I'm falling in-like with her, she's 5'8", nice rack, great body, and really funny...I already went to the website to figure out what our kids will look like. Would you think it was odd if someone asked you to marry them on the first date?
by The Fig March 10, 2011
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Instamatic

Go get me some water. And be instamatic about it.
by Gabriellesz' July 12, 2011
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