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Instamacy 

adverb

1) When an individual begins a romantic relationship which started on-line, and thinks that he/she has an instant, intimate connection to the other person...which just scares the shit out of the other person when there is marriage and kid talk on a first date!

2) The feeling in a nascent relationship (first date) that you're totally going to get laid that night!

3) When you meet a girl/guy for the first time and one of both of you start talking about super serious shit that happened to you as a kid when it's WAY too early
So I've got a date with this Jenn, who I met on-line, we only talked once on the phone, but emailed for like two weeks everyday and it was instamacy right away! I totally think I'm falling in-like with her, she's 5'8", nice rack, great body, and really funny...I already went to the website to figure out what our kids will look like. Would you think it was odd if someone asked you to marry them on the first date?
Instamacy by The Fig March 10, 2011
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instamacy 

a love relationship marked by goggle-eyed infatuation, intense sexual lust, a tendency to finish each other's sentences, sleeplessness, and a certainty of failure.
"joe's going postal was an artifact of his recently-ended instamacy with jane"
instamacy by kitty thekat July 8, 2012
a gay male who boasts an excess of followers and likes on his Instagram profile. He might have acquired his online popularity by diligently farming followers, retaining followers from another platform like tumblr, or even through purchasing engagement from a third-party app. There is a 99.9% chance that he has autonomously labeled his account as a business profile, indicated by the “public figure,” “personal blog,” or “entrepreneur” subtitles. Other defining characteristics include having conspicuous elective surgeries (namely fillers), extravagant/outrageous hairstyle and color, abuse of self-tanner, unreasonably filled-in eyebrows, and excessive whitening of teeth to the point of translucence. A master of misdirection, the instagay carefully constructs an online persona that portrays himself as attractive, fun, rich, outgoing, happy, and confident; in reality, he is typically plain, desperate, awkward, insecure, depressed, and more often than not—tragic.
Person 1: This boy’s profile is obnoxious.

Person 2: Right? Textbook instagay.
Instagay by Invidiosa January 22, 2019

Intimacy Boner 

v.

An erection that comes to fruition when a partner shares those special three words.
Her: I love you.
Him: *gets a raging hard on*
Her: Did you just get hard?
Him: It's an Intimacy Boner. Look it up.
Intimacy Boner by Bae Poo 69 September 3, 2021

intimacy 

Closeness in attraction and appeal of thought, emotion, or physical language of love in a relationship
Intimacy between a man and a woman who share a bond of attraction and feelings of love. Intimacy is the heartful or mindful seat of emotional, physical, and mental properties that are earnest and close to your heart acting towards another person for the sake of a relationship or expressing feelings of concern, respect, and ambiguity (the quality of being open to more than one interpretation). To listen to the rigorous ( extremely thorough, exhaustive, accurate) in them and excercise their spirituality with your spirituality in an optomistic, unbiased, caring way.
intimacy by sunflowermadness January 18, 2019

Instamatically 

The act of instantly and automatically doing an action, without further delay;
The proverb version of Instamatic;
"Get out here Instamatically, young mister, or you are grounded for a week!"

virtual intimacy 

We I read what you wrote it's like kissing the nape of your neck, wrapping our fingers together, seeing you though we are apart, in splendid virtual intimacy.
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