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Instamatic 

Go get me some water. And be instamatic about it.
Instamatic by Gabriellesz' July 12, 2011
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Instacation 

Noun.

An entire vacation spent taking and posting pictures on Instagram.
It looked like you had a great time on your instacation.
Instacation by Laurie H. August 4, 2017

Instamatically 

The act of instantly and automatically doing an action, without further delay;
The proverb version of Instamatic;
"Get out here Instamatically, young mister, or you are grounded for a week!"

Instabation 

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"

Ingramatically Incorrect 

Meaning that something is Ingramatically incorrect to the point where it is in fact incorrect.
This would be used in a sentence when you need to prove that what someone has said is in fact Ingramatically Incorrect.

Instamatically 

For dumb asses who want to sound intelligent by combining the words instantly and automatically into one word
Boss: did you finish the assignment I gave you?

Dumbass: yup, I instamatically completed it when I went home last night.

Boss: who the hell hired you?
Instamatically by Jersey1031 January 26, 2012

instamagic

When a photo is dramatically improved by Instagram alterations or photoshopping.
Damn did you see that pic of Heather on FB? She got fine after high school.

Man I saw her at the bar last weekend. She's still beat. That's Instamagic
instamagic by mattsells3 March 9, 2017
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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