The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.

Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"

Instabation by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014

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Ingramatically Incorrect

Meaning that something is Ingramatically incorrect to the point where it is in fact incorrect.

This would be used in a sentence when you need to prove that what someone has said is in fact Ingramatically Incorrect.

Ingramatically Incorrect by Shawissure May 12, 2023

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Instamatically

For dumb asses who want to sound intelligent by combining the words instantly and automatically into one word

Boss: did you finish the assignment I gave you?

Dumbass: yup, I instamatically completed it when I went home last night.

Boss: who the hell hired you?

Instamatically by Jersey1031 January 26, 2012

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instamagic

When a photo is dramatically improved by Instagram alterations or photoshopping.

Damn did you see that pic of Heather on FB? She got fine after high school.

Man I saw her at the bar last weekend. She's still beat. That's Instamagic

instamagic by mattsells3 March 9, 2017

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