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codeword for holy shit look over there at that lard ass
That zwert must be close to 600 pounds!!!!!!!!!
zwert by jaimeejude June 22, 2011
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Zwartjoekel

Dutch racial slur to describe a negro, literally meaning "giant black one". Became famous due to a video on Dumpert where a negro harassed an older woman in the city of Dokkum by asking her if he could have sex with her, the woman's reply (in a heavy Frisian accent) included the slur.
Wil je je grote smerige rotbek dichthouden, zwartjoekel?!
Zwartjoekel by Paulus Pytsma August 24, 2019
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A condition causing random outbursts of rage and or laughter. People described as a Zwartz will dress excentrically - often with clashing styles.
That guy is so Zwartz but we love him none the less.
zwartz by T Hayward June 26, 2016
The Greatest Asian Man that has Ever lived. He’s an absolute Legend. An absolute Beast. Be like Zerty.
Zerty by bevis May 24, 2019
Originally described only a specific person. But, the word has long since been extended to describe an indefinite concept that can be applied to most anything. It is especially appropriate when there is doofiness involved that one wishes to portray in a positive light. The first syllable can also be extracted and used as a prefix to any other word to confer upon it the zen of zwerdog.
Buying three family-size frozen lasagnas and four whole rotisserie chickens for the week's groceries is a very zwerdog-like thing to do.

The zwer-popotamus would be the most amazing animal on the planet.
zwerdog by [zdog]Idiot July 28, 2004
A rebellious dare that has been formed by a group of people to be distributed to a rebellious man.
"cmon ben hall, we got a good zvert for you!!"

(a screech/scream)
Zvert by Attilio May 2, 2004
Wanderer. In Holland it is another word for 'zwerver', what is Dutch for wanderer.
Today you look like a zwerrie
zwerrie by L6JK8 December 16, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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