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Grote

Another word for "bollock" or "testicle", in most cases it refers to only one testicle.
Prostitute: What do you want me to do for you today?

Guy: Fiddle my grote please.
by Jarab97 November 11, 2014
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that shit is grote!
by jay April 25, 2003
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Grote

Grote- A word that can replace anything, "grote" can be used as a "secret code" or to confuse an enemy.
"Grote" can also be used as a term to blur out a word such as fuck.

This word is in similar use to the word Smurf
Person: I gotta take a grote

Person 2: The hell is a grote?

Person 3 to Person 2: It's easy man, the grote needs to take a grote.
by Spero_ April 20, 2019
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Grote

A small muscled man that lives underneath you that injects pure creatine, has a shitty beard and has terribly fragile masculinity.
Is the Grote in the house today? I fucking hate that fucking Grote
by DavehasaTFP June 20, 2022
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Law of Grote

If there is a predator missile in Call of Duty 4 - Modern Warfare 2, it will defy all game logic and instead of going for the group of 3 or 4 guys, it will go for you. You can not hide, it will always find you, and you will not survive.
When playing CoD, I swear that I can never break the law of Grote. I hate predator missiles!
by Crewman343 May 11, 2011
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Mij Grote Vis

Dutch: mij grote vis, translated, is my big fish." A newly invented term of endearment shared with the love of one's only relevant life, usually said after observation of one's schatje (Dutch: translated darling or sweetheart) swimming in the North Sea on a summer's day or maybe in the Gulf of Mexico, leaping over the waves, in such a beautiful and free state, that one feels happy just to watch.
"Mij grote vis has begun to fly in the air and sprout wings, part dragon and part phoenix, he rises high into the atmosphere, but not too close the sun. Icarus could not fly as mij grote vis does and still remain in the air."
by Darlene McPeek November 23, 2007
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Grocery-Sticked

The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.
Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”

Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”

Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”
by But Sects December 11, 2019
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