Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
grote
that shit is grote!
Grote
Grote- A word that can replace anything, "grote" can be used as a "secret code" or to confuse an enemy.
"Grote" can also be used as a term to blur out a word such as fuck.
This word is in similar use to the word Smurf
"Grote" can also be used as a term to blur out a word such as fuck.
This word is in similar use to the word Smurf
Grote
A small muscled man that lives underneath you that injects pure creatine, has a shitty beard and has terribly fragile masculinity.
Grote by DavehasaTFP June 20, 2022
Law of Grote
If there is a predator missile in Call of Duty 4 - Modern Warfare 2, it will defy all game logic and instead of going for the group of 3 or 4 guys, it will go for you. You can not hide, it will always find you, and you will not survive.
Law of Grote by Crewman343 May 11, 2011
Mij Grote Vis
Dutch: mij grote vis, translated, is my big fish." A newly invented term of endearment shared with the love of one's only relevant life, usually said after observation of one's schatje (Dutch: translated darling or sweetheart) swimming in the North Sea on a summer's day or maybe in the Gulf of Mexico, leaping over the waves, in such a beautiful and free state, that one feels happy just to watch.
"Mij grote vis has begun to fly in the air and sprout wings, part dragon and part phoenix, he rises high into the atmosphere, but not too close the sun. Icarus could not fly as mij grote vis does and still remain in the air."
Mij Grote Vis by Darlene McPeek November 23, 2007
Grocery-Sticked
The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.
Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”
Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”
Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”
Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”
Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”
Grocery-Sticked by But Sects December 11, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026