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zucchini pirate

A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner
Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!
zucchini pirate by Stagmen March 29, 2017
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Zucchini 

An arbitrarily chosen word used to refer to relationships with strong emotional bonds that fall outside of the typical romantic relationship but are more than just friendship.
"Are you guys dating!?"
"No, we're zucchinis."
Zucchini by BokchoiBoy February 6, 2012
Male. Average height, but a bit on the taller side. He has an amazing jawline. He's muscular and loves to work out all the time. Makes girls fall in love with his sense of humor and/or his touch (both sexual and gentle)! Most likely a brunette or has black hair. Mexican or Puertorican most likely. Not extremely skinny, that's gross lol, very attractive healthy size. Best hugger and kisser in the world! He may not always talk to you about serious things but he will love you like no other! he is the center of your world. All you wanna ever do is make him feel like he's the best person in the world because he is! Some people call him Zach but he doesn't really like it because he likes his unique name and so will you! Doesn't always wanna have sex, he loves to cuddle, he buys you things and makes sure you're okay at all times. Always tries to make up after fights even if you don't want to. But when he does want to have sex, it's the best dick you could ever get!!!!!!! If you ever get the chance to love a Zach, keep it!
Friend 1: "This guy just bought me a bunch of food and gave me his number and he called me darlin'!.."

Friend 2: "Must be a Zacchaeus, text him!!!"

Zucchiniish

A word used to describe something that’s green.
Hey, look at that car, it’s pretty zucchiniish.

Zucchini Beanie 

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.
"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

Zucchini Glasgow 

When you lift a man’s flaccid penis upwards with your fingertips in order to expose his bollocks, then punch him in the scrotum.
I went to hospital last week for a routine vasectomy but the Doctor dropped him scalpel and gave me a Zucchini Glasgow.
Zucchini Glasgow by Chewbacca91 October 7, 2019
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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