Zucchini Beanie

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.

"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017

Boregasm

The act of faking an orgasm so you can get out of an unsatisfying intercourse session.

"The sex was so bad I literally had a boregasm. I just wanted to get out of that place."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 30, 2017

Labor hood

A neighborhood in which you perform labor intensive tasks.

"I'll be home in a few minutes. I just have to stop by work in my labor hood."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 30, 2017

Chuckle

The act of pretending that a joke that your friend or family member said was funny. While doing this you may let out a slight, quick laugh to be kind.

"I felt so bad for my dad at the dinner party. He kept on saying these shallow jokes that weren't funny at all. All I could do was just chuckle."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 30, 2017

Sexorcism

The act of having intercourse with someone in order to move on from an ex parter.

" I think if I have a night of sexorcism with Phil I'll be able to move on from Jerry."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017

Office Pot

The act of containing weed and/or smoking weed in an office cubicle.

"I heard form Stacy that Jerry had some office pot. Maybe we could get some from him!"

by WeGotDemMaffs July 31, 2017

Carcolepsy

A person who immediately falls asleep while in a vehicle that begins to move.

"There goes Joe and his Carcolepsy again. He'll be asleep for the whole trip."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 28, 2017