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Zoologist 

A Human-God of nature. Zoologist have the ability to control animal behavior, talk with animals, make plants grow really fast, and eat little children.
That zoologist ate my daughter!
Zoologist by Eglice May 1, 2008

zestologist 

A "zestologist" is not a commonly used term, and it doesn't have a widely accepted definition. However, based on the word "zesty" and the suffix "-ologist," which typically refers to a person who studies or has expertise in a particular field, we can infer that a "zestologist" could be someone who embodies or specialises in zestiness. 🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️☝️
shrek: *rocks their hips side to side*
donkey: did u see the way his hips rocked side to side when he was walking... hes a zestologist 🤓☝️☝️☝️

zombologist 

"How do we stop these zombies from spreading?"

"What do I look like a zombologist?"
zombologist by Ryua March 15, 2008

zoologist 

Someone AWEOSOME, who works with AWESOME animals and such.
Zoologists get to play with tiger cubs. I'm so jealous.
zoologist by Rachel-Ray April 29, 2008

ziontologist 

A Jew (zionist) who believes in Dianetics (Scientology).
Shlomoh loves L. Ron Hubbard; he is such a Ziontologist.
ziontologist by L. Wrong Cupboard February 28, 2009

Ziontologist 

A “Ziontologist” is the Jewish equivalent of a Scientologist and characterizes those individuals who use their phony religious status to manufacture news and distort facts by manipulating language through the practice of Jewry and Kabbalah. “Ziontology” embodies everything that is bad about Judaism.
Sarah Silverman isn't a religious Jew; she's an arrogant Ziontologist who uses her Jewish status and network to troll non-jews for her own sick amusement, where do you think she gets all her comedic material?