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Zoologist 

A Human-God of nature. Zoologist have the ability to control animal behavior, talk with animals, make plants grow really fast, and eat little children.

That zoologist ate my daughter!
Zoologist by Eglice May 1, 2008
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zoologist 

Someone AWEOSOME, who works with AWESOME animals and such.
Zoologists get to play with tiger cubs. I'm so jealous.
zoologist by Rachel-Ray April 29, 2008

Zoologist 

A very funny guy on discord who for sure didn't make this for himself. He loves alllll animals.

(He is also very single)
Man, Zoologist is sooooo coool, did he tell you about the otters?
Zoologist by Not Zoologist June 10, 2022

Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

czechoslovakian zoologist 

The act of fucking the pets of the group of people who just robbed you.
David was robbed by the high school band and proceeded to perform the czechoslovakian zoologist on all their pets

zombologist 

"How do we stop these zombies from spreading?"

"What do I look like a zombologist?"
zombologist by Ryua March 15, 2008

zootologist 

A zootologist is a nigga who studies and lives by the joint; someone who loves to get high/drunk that he spends his days and nights living that life
Ray Ray is a zootologist; that nigga stay zooted; I bet he love his job
zootologist by KeBake February 15, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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