ziontologist

A Jew (zionist) who believes in Dianetics (Scientology).

Shlomoh loves L. Ron Hubbard; he is such a Ziontologist.

by L. Wrong Cupboard February 28, 2009

Ziontologist

A “Ziontologist” is the Jewish equivalent of a Scientologist and characterizes those individuals who use their phony religious status to manufacture news and distort facts by manipulating language through the practice of Jewry and Kabbalah. “Ziontology” embodies everything that is bad about Judaism.

Sarah Silverman isn't a religious Jew; she's an arrogant Ziontologist who uses her Jewish status and network to troll non-jews for her own sick amusement, where do you think she gets all her comedic material?

by starlessgolightly March 21, 2019

zootologist

A zootologist is a nigga who studies and lives by the joint; someone who loves to get high/drunk that he spends his days and nights living that life

Ray Ray is a zootologist; that nigga stay zooted; I bet he love his job

by KeBake February 15, 2019

Zyntologist

a person who specializes in the field of Zyn Nicotine products.

What do you do for work Greg?

I am a Zyntologist, basically, I'm a professional when it comes to Zyn Nicotine Pouches.

by buzzlinboy November 15, 2023