zooted

to be just so fucked up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time.

Nigga im so zooted right....now...uhhh

by Kavoen November 5, 2006

zooted

In Other Words Im Mad HIGH.

You Zooted? Hell Yea Nigga.

by Colombiano186 February 21, 2008

zooted

to be hyper focused and productively vibing.

have u ever taken addy to finish an assignment? bc if so, you were probably zooted af

Roommate 1: bruh that addy i popped had me writing for 4 hours straight listening to Avenged Sevenfold
Roommate 2: omg that's amazing
Roommate 1: yeah i was zooted af

by TwentyPee4U December 10, 2019

zooted

Being so high that you forget your own name.

Dude, I am just zooted.

by Pro-v July 26, 2009

zooted

When THC from a marijuana plant is absorbed into the body and one begins to think they can conquer the 24 Hour McDonald's drive through with out obtaining the McShits

Guy says, "Yo I am so zooted right now"
Guy 2 says, "Yea that bud was pretty fire"
Guy says, "McDonald's !?!?!?"
Guy 2 says, "Wow your fucking insane lets do it"

by RJ Snackworth April 13, 2008

zooted

that feeling you get when ur high and ur kind of trippin.

i'm feeling pretty zooted.

by twat May 13, 2005

zooted

when your very high on weed or and drug

Sofia :dude i’m so zooted rn

Nathan : me too

by lalalaland February 6, 2021