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'Floodite Gems' are a cursed type of Ammolite gemstone currently being pilfered from traditional Blackfoot territory in southern Alberta Canada. These floodite-gems are being sold by thieves to the unwary and may cause symptoms such as alcoholism, depression, loop-thoughts, heart palpitations, as well as induce feelings of frustration, guilt, shame, self hate, feelings of worthlessness etc. Wearers may also be targeted by angry ghosts from the American Indian Holocaust. Without a proper blessing from a genuine Shaman these floodite gems will align your chakras to conflict with angry spirits and evil thought forms and are better off left in the ground.
Holy shit are those 'Floodite Gems'!? Why would you wear those!? Do you know how many angry ghosts are attached to that? Ammolite is a terrible fashion statement and is known to causes birth defects in muggles!
by starlessgolightly October 3, 2018
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A “Ziontologist” is the Jewish equivalent of a Scientologist and characterizes those individuals who use their phony religious status to manufacture news and distort facts by manipulating language through the practice of Jewry and Kabbalah. “Ziontology” embodies everything that is bad about Judaism.
Sarah Silverman isn't a religious Jew; she's an arrogant Ziontologist who uses her Jewish status and network to troll non-jews for her own sick amusement, where do you think she gets all her comedic material?
by starlessgolightly March 22, 2019
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An arrogant Caucasian (usually an atheist) who lacks the allegorical understanding of the biblical "flood and ark" mythology and lives in the false belief that "the west was won" and the country was and is a "free one", open for unauthorized development of land and pilfering of natural resources.
What's a word for a euro-trash, North American immigrant with out any ethics or trace of nobility and a gargantuan sense of entitlement? -That's a 'Floodite'... it's like the opposite of a "Blood" and they're everywhere...
by starlessgolightly September 30, 2018
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