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A substitute teacher who has no idea how to teach a class and always goes on rants. A Hubbard also brings up the most random ass things during english class and say the most ridiculous stuff (e.g. date of her husband's death, son is a personal trainer, had an abusive grandmother).
Friend: Dude, do you know who we have for a substitute for english?
Me: No clue but someone told me that she brought up that she had stage 3 breast cancer
Friend: Oh shit it must be a Hubbard.
by manu_ginobili's_hair September 27, 2017
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The Nussy, or the โ€œnose pussyโ€, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
โ€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussyโ€

Sir, please, I went to medical school

โ€œuwuโ€
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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Refers to a clump of dried shit stuck to someones ass-hair. Also referred to as a dingleberry.
I got shit on my chin going down on Jason's mom, she had a fucking Hubbard
by Pouipsch May 22, 2008
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v., hubbarded, hubbarding, hubbards
n., hubbarder

1. To pursue by tracking stealthily.
2. To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.
This hoodrat I slept with has been hubbarding me at work everyday, slowing down when she drives by to see if I am there.
by cha-man May 19, 2009
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A kid who has a tendency to pull his penis out at the most inopportune times.
Michael says to Kyle, "Kyle, you are being such a Hubbard right now, put that thing away!"
by lalalatodally February 25, 2010
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v.t. & n. 1) v.t. to cheat, make a fool of, to appropriate large amounts of money under the cover of a new age religion.
2) n. The person who perpetrates the above acts.
3) n. A mediocre but prolific writer of pulp fiction whose fans are now republishing his entire oeuvre in the mistaken belief that this will prove him to be the greatest storyteller of all time, bigger than H.P. Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, Ray Bradbury, or anyone else who owned a typewriter in the 1930's.
(from O.E 'Heobard', or "cheating frigging lying druggie tax-evading bastard")
How much did you pay for that piece-of-shit car? Dude, you were hubbarded.
by DownLexicoWay October 01, 2010
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A guy who acts like a complete asshole and loses all his friends hangs out with all girls but gets no pussy, And thinks hes a typical Hardass
Person 1: Dude hes turned into such a Hubbard

Person 2: Yah i know i can't stand him anymore
by Ohlookalion May 05, 2011
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