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An uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist. Often identified by wearing a helmet that is more than 15 years old, poor judgement on the road or by the ridiculous cargo they carry on their bike. In a racing context hubbards are identified by having unshaven legs, riding a Giant or by an inability go round a corner with the peleton without almost causing a crash. Recumbent cyclists are automatically hubbards.
"Did you see that guy racing on a Softride?"

"Yeah, what a hubbard"
by ZBanger February 05, 2008
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A substitute teacher who has no idea how to teach a class and always goes on rants. A Hubbard also brings up the most random ass things during english class and say the most ridiculous stuff (e.g. date of her husband's death, son is a personal trainer, had an abusive grandmother).
Friend: Dude, do you know who we have for a substitute for english?
Me: No clue but someone told me that she brought up that she had stage 3 breast cancer
Friend: Oh shit it must be a Hubbard.
by manu_ginobili's_hair September 27, 2017
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Refers to a clump of dried shit stuck to someones ass-hair. Also referred to as a dingleberry.
I got shit on my chin going down on Jason's mom, she had a fucking Hubbard
by Pouipsch May 22, 2008
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Total fag. This guy does not fuck at all. He gets bullied by a 5'5 light-skinned 16 year old. If we're being honest, he probably has a really small pecker. Thinks it's okay to say the N-word in front of black kids. Brags about winning a band championship even though he rides the bench and has no skill. He thinks that just because he's a lifeguard at some small community pool means he becomes a poon magnet. Hubbard is a fag. FTD.
Klima: "What happened in the brary?"
Organt: "Harris bullied the shit out of Hubbard and made him cry. Even Bullock threw some shots."
Klima: "Damn, whatta fag."
by ohlemeyerdaddy November 30, 2017
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v., hubbarded, hubbarding, hubbards
n., hubbarder

1. To pursue by tracking stealthily.
2. To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.
This hoodrat I slept with has been hubbarding me at work everyday, slowing down when she drives by to see if I am there.
by cha-man May 19, 2009
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A kid who has a tendency to pull his penis out at the most inopportune times.
Michael says to Kyle, "Kyle, you are being such a Hubbard right now, put that thing away!"
by lalalatodally February 25, 2010
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v.t. & n. 1) v.t. to cheat, make a fool of, to appropriate large amounts of money under the cover of a new age religion.
2) n. The person who perpetrates the above acts.
3) n. A mediocre but prolific writer of pulp fiction whose fans are now republishing his entire oeuvre in the mistaken belief that this will prove him to be the greatest storyteller of all time, bigger than H.P. Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, Ray Bradbury, or anyone else who owned a typewriter in the 1930's.
(from O.E 'Heobard', or "cheating frigging lying druggie tax-evading bastard")
How much did you pay for that piece-of-shit car? Dude, you were hubbarded.
by DownLexicoWay October 01, 2010
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