An ancient form of publicity invented by Madonna.
"Uh, my record sales have slumped. I need to be enlightened. What? Kabbalah?"
by sajor March 04, 2005
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1. A form of Jewish Mysticism, dating back at least to the 12th Century or even earlier. Kabbalists themselves say it dates back to just after Adam was expelled from the garden of Eden. From mediaeval times, the Kabbalah has been "borrowed" by Christian alchemists and ritual magicians.

Note that real magicians do not charge money for spiritual enlightenment.

2. A cult invented in the 1960s by a fake Rabbi called Michael Berg. He basically just read all the books on the subject and created a million-pound enterprise aimed at getting money out of gullible celebrities like Madonna, etc.
1. Isaac Luria (famous mediaeval Kabbalist): The way to enlightenment is to meditate upon the secret teachings which the Lord has hidden within the scriptures.

2. Michael Berg: The way to enlightenment is to pay me $200 for some old tat that was already available free or next to nothing anyway.
by Dr Pinch October 22, 2004
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a popular reglion amoung celebrities who feel bad about themselves.
Paris Hilton feels bad about her sex videos, so she began to practice Kabbalah.
by Lizzle March 19, 2005
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You can't be Christian or Jewish and participate in the occult because it is forbidden by God.
Kabbalah is occultic mumbo jumbo!

I wouldn't want to go against the will of god.
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A religion taken to by celebs to gain extra media attention, many show there attention seeking need by wearing a brownie made string bracelet.
by KrazyKim May 22, 2005
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A lame ass sect of an ancient religion characterized by the sluttiest most popular people studying it. Real Jews call them Faux-jew and don't invite them over for Sader.
Paris Hilton studied Kabbalah for a week but the excommincated her for being too slutty and stupid, it's ok now she's studing scientology.
by Falliokiosaurus Rex May 15, 2005
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