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Noun: The process in which a person approaches or otherwise gets the attention of another person and the subsequent actions that are taken in order to attract that other person in such a manner that the other person will be attracted to the person doing the Zooming. An attempt at sexually attracting another. Simply put,a "pick-up" routine.
"Looka that fine babe over there - I'm gonna go give her the ol' Zoomo." (As was said in the movie classic "The New Centurions.")
Zoomo by MikeyA November 26, 2003
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Zoomo is a combined word of zoophile and homosexual.

A zoomo is a person that is interested in same sex relationships with animal - human hybrids*, fursonas, or even animals.

*an example for animal human hybrid is a catboy
Guy1: "You see that guy over there has been looking at catboys with huge penises for a while.
I think he is a zoomo"
Guy2: "hell yeah, i am a zoomo too but i am more interested in dogboys."
zoomo by pern1042 November 22, 2022
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star-zoomo 

written: "*ZOOMO"
"Cool" "Nice" "Awesome"
Anything positive.
"Man, that party last nigh was star-zoomo!"
star-zoomo by Oliviarse! May 4, 2008

zoom shirt

A clean shirt or blouse that's kept on the back of your desk chair to quickly be presentable for video conferences.
Zoom shirts are likely here to stay since more and more people are working from home due to Covid-19.
zoom shirt by talk2me-JCH2 July 3, 2020

Zoom potato 

A person who spends most of their day at home on zoom calls, thus causing a sedentary lifestyle.
Since the beginning Covid-19 lockdown , I’ve been working from home and have turned into a zoom potato.
Zoom potato by Karen Thrift August 2, 2021

Zoom text fucking 

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.
Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.
Zoom text fucking by Clauris April 7, 2020

zoomonymity 

The anonymity that web meetings provide, especially when the camera is not turned on.
"Dude did you hear that racist remark that one guy made on the last zoom call? He must have great faith in his zoomonymity."
zoomonymity by Danlod2 November 19, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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