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Noun: The process in which a person approaches or otherwise gets the attention of another person and the subsequent actions that are taken in order to attract that other person in such a manner that the other person will be attracted to the person doing the Zooming. An attempt at sexually attracting another. Simply put,a "pick-up" routine.
"Looka that fine babe over there - I'm gonna go give her the ol' Zoomo." (As was said in the movie classic "The New Centurions.")
Zoomo by MikeyA November 26, 2003
Words you can keep
Zoomo is a combined word of zoophile and homosexual.

A zoomo is a person that is interested in same sex relationships with animal - human hybrids*, fursonas, or even animals.

*an example for animal human hybrid is a catboy
Guy1: "You see that guy over there has been looking at catboys with huge penises for a while.
I think he is a zoomo"
Guy2: "hell yeah, i am a zoomo too but i am more interested in dogboys."
zoomo by pern1042 November 22, 2022
Related Words

star-zoomo 

written: "*ZOOMO"
"Cool" "Nice" "Awesome"
Anything positive.
"Man, that party last nigh was star-zoomo!"
star-zoomo by Oliviarse! May 4, 2008

zoom shirt

A clean shirt or blouse that's kept on the back of your desk chair to quickly be presentable for video conferences.
Zoom shirts are likely here to stay since more and more people are working from home due to Covid-19.
zoom shirt by talk2me-JCH2 July 3, 2020

Zoom potato 

A person who spends most of their day at home on zoom calls, thus causing a sedentary lifestyle.
Since the beginning Covid-19 lockdown , I’ve been working from home and have turned into a zoom potato.
Zoom potato by Karen Thrift August 2, 2021

Zoom text fucking 

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.
Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.
Zoom text fucking by Clauris April 7, 2020

zoomonymity 

The anonymity that web meetings provide, especially when the camera is not turned on.
"Dude did you hear that racist remark that one guy made on the last zoom call? He must have great faith in his zoomonymity."
zoomonymity by Danlod2 November 19, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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