Zoomoon 

(v) To moon either am individua, shop or group using Zoom. A popular and safe method during the COVID lockdowns of the 2020s. Mask optional (secret zoomoon).

We went through drive through last night and apart from mez thr entire car did a silent zoomoon. Some against the rear windows.

Zoomoon by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023

zoomonymity 

The anonymity that web meetings provide, especially when the camera is not turned on.

"Dude did you hear that racist remark that one guy made on the last zoom call? He must have great faith in his zoomonymity."

zoomonymity by Danlod2 November 19, 2020

Zoomnonsense 

Zoomnonsense: A Zoom meeting with 10 or more participants where all or most of them have no idea what the purpose of the meeting is, or if they do know what the purpose is, they think it's a ridiculous waste of time. At Zoomnonsense meetings you usually see a lot of the participants suddenly bending out of the image frame. Many have the sound on mute so that nobody at the meeting hears them talking to people in their house.

Zoomnonesense meetings frequently end in breakout groups where people mysteriously disappear, never to be seen again at the meeting.

I can't believe Sue and Stephanie were doing a sorority squat during their Zoom meeting. It must have been Zoomnonsense, so probably nobody cared.

Damn, there's supposed to be 20 people at this Zoom meeting and I only see six in their image frames. It must be zoomnonsense.

Zoomnonsense by Del Ritchie October 30, 2020

zoomoosh

A way of saying something has just propeled off at a high speed.

Did you see that Ferrari?! It just went zoomoosh!

zoomoosh by Jackson Shook March 21, 2004

zoommoned 

The act of being summoned to mandatory office fun via Zoom Happy Hour or the act of issuing said decree of requisite virtual joviality.

She felt like she had just been served a subpoena having been zoommoned to attend the office "Happy Hour" on Zoom.

zoommoned by Jules.Sheehy May 19, 2020

Zoombongwas 

Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big boobs.

Nerd 1: "That female has rather attractive physical characteristics."
Nerd 2: "Yes her gluteus maximus is quite large."
Normal Guy: "Dude she has zoombongwas."

Zoombongwas by P___Nizzle March 8, 2010