Zoomophilia

Newly classified sexual kink, experiencing Zoom meetings as covert orgy.

Without knowing it, this was the turn-on he had waited for, his new Zoomophilia. Seeing only faces of his Zoommates, his imagination roamed freely, thinking of what might be going on out-of-frame.

by Monkey's Dad May 14, 2020

Zoophilia

Sexual attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.

Ignorant Individual: “Being a furry = zoophilia!”
Normal Person: “Furries are attracted to fictional human animals...”

by isaiah9:02 January 20, 2021

Zoophilia

Sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is zoophilia!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”

by semennachos February 14, 2021

Zoophilia

When someone is sexually attracted to animals

(ALSO KNOWN AS A ASSHOLE)

Person 1. I'm a member of Zoophilia

Person 2. So your attracted to damn animals?

Person 1. Yea!

Person 2. They can't even consent nigga... get the fuck outta my face

by DummyIsTooDummySmart September 1, 2022

#zoophiliamonger

A person who partakes in sexual acts with Dogs and does so at a level of it beiing really over the top excessive and where the person actually prefers to engage in sexual encounters with Dogs as opposed to humans.

Something sure has got i into those girls as.they are #KNOT even socializing with guys anymore moreless fucking guys as nowadays Makenna and Allison have become straight #ZoophiliaMonger (s)

by MakennaSlurpyDogPussyQuist January 19, 2020

Zoophilia

1. Affection or affinity for animals.

2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with animals.

3. Biology. A tendency to feed or grow on animal tissue.

Hey Flash why are you into Zoophilia so much?

"Cause I Love Animals Dispatch!"

by Petrie April 10, 2003

zoophilia

1. An intense sexual attraction to an animal.

2. A line your friend uses at a party to ensure a girl will never speak to him again.

"I'm into zoophilia, which means I like to fuck penguins."

by atr October 18, 2006