The phenomenon of assuming that you have finally found a free parking space, only to discover that it is blocked by a small car (e.g., a Smart) when driving by.
I drove around for ages looking for a parking spot before finding what looked like a great one next to the town hall. Turns out it was just parkbait and there was a motorbike parked in the spot!
by Danlod2 July 22, 2024
(verb) - when you didn't understand what someone said and don't want to ask them to repeat themselves multiple times and just guess that they said something funny and smile.
by Danlod2 April 27, 2018
I know I should have been studying for my exam yesterday, but I just couldn’t get round to it and ended up cleaning my kitchen instead. I usually end up procrastiscrubbing at time like this.
by Danlod2 July 22, 2024
a combination of odd and unique to describe absolutely obscure and exceptional moments that make you smile about the absurdity of life.
I had an oddnique moment yesterday evening when a housemate of mine came back from Stuttgarter Wasen. She was in a good mood though it had been quite an odyssey for her to get home using several transportation systems including, walking, hitchhiking, taking the train and finally the bike. Unfortunately, she lost her jacket but somehow found herself a new one. She also lost her phone and had severe problems with breathing in her tight dress. Eventually she found out that it was the phone she had kept in her dress that was preventing her from breathing.
by Danlod2 May 04, 2023
to sink money into something before it is safe to do so, then deny any responsibility and afterwards forget anything related to that something.
by Danlod2 May 05, 2022
an adjective which describes a person in lockdown who is working from home and reaches a state of mental drought through the excessive usage of digital media and internet tools.
I can't get away from being online. First work and then zoom calls with my family and friends. I am so webdrained
by Danlod2 May 20, 2021
When you explain something in such a unnecessarily complicated and obscure matter that the listener is even more confused than before.
I thought I had understood the concept quite quickly, but he totally misplained the whole it confused everybody completely.
by Danlod2 May 07, 2025