oddnique

a combination of odd and unique to describe absolutely obscure and exceptional moments that make you smile about the absurdity of life.
I had an oddnique moment yesterday evening when a housemate of mine came back from Stuttgarter Wasen. She was in a good mood though it had been quite an odyssey for her to get home using several transportation systems including, walking, hitchhiking, taking the train and finally the bike. Unfortunately, she lost her jacket but somehow found herself a new one. She also lost her phone and had severe problems with breathing in her tight dress. Eventually she found out that it was the phone she had kept in her dress that was preventing her from breathing.
by Danlod2 May 05, 2023
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zoomonymity

The anonymity that web meetings provide, especially when the camera is not turned on.
"Dude did you hear that racist remark that one guy made on the last zoom call? He must have great faith in his zoomonymity."
by Danlod2 November 19, 2020
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webdrained

an adjective which describes a person in lockdown who is working from home and reaches a state of mental drought through the excessive usage of digital media and internet tools.
I can't get away from being online. First work and then zoom calls with my family and friends. I am so webdrained
by Danlod2 May 20, 2021
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presick

Sometimes you feel like you are going to be unwell e.g. you think you're starting to run a bit of temperature.
"Sorry, I won't be able to join you tomorrow. I am feeling presick right now."
by Danlod2 November 05, 2021
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Brexpone

A combination of the words Brexit and postpone.

Meaning: making a decison but not actually carrying it out. Until some time in the far future. Maybe.
They've brexponed their wedding. I wonder if they will ever get married.
by Danlod2 November 05, 2019
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stresslaxing

I spent the whole afternoon stresslaxing, lounging on the couch but feeling too guilty about my unfinished tasks to actually relax.
I sat stresslaxing watching a Netflix series all evening to help me chill before my exam. It just made me more nervous.
by Danlod2 November 12, 2024
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Procrastiscrub

Cleaning your flat in order to avoid studying.
I know I should have been studying for my exam yesterday, but I just couldn’t get round to it and ended up cleaning my kitchen instead. I usually end up procrastiscrubbing at time like this.
by Danlod2 July 22, 2024
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