I know I should have been studying for my exam yesterday, but I just couldn’t get round to it and ended up cleaning my kitchen instead. I usually end up procrastiscrubbing at time like this.
by Danlod2 July 22, 2024
Instead of studying for my exam, I decided to procrastiscrub for three hours instead. At least my apartment is clean!
by Danlod2 November 23, 2023
Avoiding doing something you should be doing (like studying for an exam) by spending time cleaning your apartment instead.
I can't concentrate anymore. I'm going to procrastiscrub now. I will probably fail my exam, but at least the apartment will be clean.
by Danlod2 November 29, 2023
to procrastinate about important things by getting the sudden urge to clean the flat or do the laundry.
I know I should be studying for my exams, but I had to procrastiscrub instead. At least my bathroom is spotless now!
by Danlod2 December 13, 2023
to procrastinate about doing important things by getting the sudden urge to clean the flat or do the laundry.
I have an exam coming up and I know I should be revising, but I spent two hours procrastiscrubbing instead. At least my bathroom is spotless now.
by Danlod2 November 13, 2023
Action triggered by the state of feeling close-to-death hunger combined with impatience waiting for your dinner to be ready so you eat it lukewarm out of the pan anyway. Fusion of the verbs ‘to snack’ and ‘to cook’:
I just can't wait any longer. I'm going to have to snook some of the curry even if it isn't ready yet.
Stop snooking and wait for your dinner to finish cooking!
Stop snooking and wait for your dinner to finish cooking!
by Danlod2 November 15, 2018
The phenomenon of assuming that you have finally found a free parking space, only to discover that it is blocked by a small car (e.g., a Smart) when driving by.
I drove around for ages looking for a parking spot before finding what looked like a great one next to the town hall. Turns out it was just parkbait and there was a motorbike parked in the spot!
by Danlod2 July 22, 2024