Definitions by Danlod2
get ILIASed
The anger caused by navigating slow websites that fully reload everytime you click on something. For example, it takes seven full page reloads to log into ILIAS and reach this forum. As a synonym for people outside of KIT, I would coin the term "page reload rage".
get ILIASed by Danlod2 November 18, 2025
misplain
When you explain something in such a unnecessarily complicated and obscure matter that the listener is even more confused than before.
I thought I had understood the concept quite quickly, but he totally misplained the whole it confused everybody completely.
stresslaxing
I spent the whole afternoon stresslaxing, lounging on the couch but feeling too guilty about my unfinished tasks to actually relax.
I sat stresslaxing watching a Netflix series all evening to help me chill before my exam. It just made me more nervous.
stresslaxing by Danlod2 November 12, 2024
Procrastiscrub
I know I should have been studying for my exam yesterday, but I just couldn’t get round to it and ended up cleaning my kitchen instead. I usually end up procrastiscrubbing at time like this.
Procrastiscrub by Danlod2 July 22, 2024
Parkbait
The phenomenon of assuming that you have finally found a free parking space, only to discover that it is blocked by a small car (e.g., a Smart) when driving by.
I drove around for ages looking for a parking spot before finding what looked like a great one next to the town hall. Turns out it was just parkbait and there was a motorbike parked in the spot!
awkwardist
He just stood there in the middle of the whole group and started saying weird things about all sorts of people, including some of the people that were actually there. He's such an awkwardist - he does it all the time.
awkwardist by Danlod2 May 5, 2023
oddnique
a combination of odd and unique to describe absolutely obscure and exceptional moments that make you smile about the absurdity of life.
I had an oddnique moment yesterday evening when a housemate of mine came back from Stuttgarter Wasen. She was in a good mood though it had been quite an odyssey for her to get home using several transportation systems including, walking, hitchhiking, taking the train and finally the bike. Unfortunately, she lost her jacket but somehow found herself a new one. She also lost her phone and had severe problems with breathing in her tight dress. Eventually she found out that it was the phone she had kept in her dress that was preventing her from breathing.