Parkbait

The phenomenon of assuming that you have finally found a free parking space, only to discover that it is blocked by a small car (e.g., a Smart) when driving by.
I drove around for ages looking for a parking spot before finding what looked like a great one next to the town hall. Turns out it was just parkbait and there was a motorbike parked in the spot!
by Danlod2 July 22, 2024
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notflix

describing the process of endless scrolling through the overwhelming amount of movies displayed on streaming websites
I had to notflix for ages last night before I could find anything worth watching
by Danlod2 May 05, 2022
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misplain

When you explain something in such a unnecessarily complicated and obscure matter that the listener is even more confused than before.
I thought I had understood the concept quite quickly, but he totally misplained the whole it confused everybody completely.
by Danlod2 May 07, 2025
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webdrained

an adjective which describes a person in lockdown who is working from home and reaches a state of mental drought through the excessive usage of digital media and internet tools.
I can't get away from being online. First work and then zoom calls with my family and friends. I am so webdrained
by Danlod2 May 20, 2021
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scheuer

to sink money into something before it is safe to do so, then deny any responsibility and afterwards forget anything related to that something.
I scheuered the German Highway toll.
by Danlod2 May 05, 2022
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Procrastiscrub

Cleaning your flat in order to avoid studying.
I know I should have been studying for my exam yesterday, but I just couldn’t get round to it and ended up cleaning my kitchen instead. I usually end up procrastiscrubbing at time like this.
by Danlod2 July 22, 2024
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guessmile

(verb) - when you didn't understand what someone said and don't want to ask them to repeat themselves multiple times and just guess that they said something funny and smile.
It was way too loud to make out what he was saying so I just guessmiled at him
by Danlod2 April 27, 2018
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