Danlod2's definitions

presick

Sometimes you feel like you are going to be unwell e.g. you think you're starting to run a bit of temperature.

"Sorry, I won't be able to join you tomorrow. I am feeling presick right now."

by Danlod2 November 5, 2021

succrastinator

Someone who prolifically procrastinates yet somehow gets things done. A functioning procrastinator.

Fred: I got it done in the end - just beat the deadline. And I got a great grade for it, too!

Joe: Man, you're such a succrastinator.

by Danlod2 November 5, 2021

guessmile

(verb) - when you didn't understand what someone said and don't want to ask them to repeat themselves multiple times and just guess that they said something funny and smile.

It was way too loud to make out what he was saying so I just guessmiled at him

by Danlod2 April 27, 2018

oddnique

a combination of odd and unique to describe absolutely obscure and exceptional moments that make you smile about the absurdity of life.

I had an oddnique moment yesterday evening when a housemate of mine came back from Stuttgarter Wasen. She was in a good mood though it had been quite an odyssey for her to get home using several transportation systems including, walking, hitchhiking, taking the train and finally the bike. Unfortunately, she lost her jacket but somehow found herself a new one. She also lost her phone and had severe problems with breathing in her tight dress. Eventually she found out that it was the phone she had kept in her dress that was preventing her from breathing.

by Danlod2 May 4, 2023

zoomonymity

The anonymity that web meetings provide, especially when the camera is not turned on.

"Dude did you hear that racist remark that one guy made on the last zoom call? He must have great faith in his zoomonymity."

by Danlod2 November 19, 2020

webdrained

an adjective which describes a person in lockdown who is working from home and reaches a state of mental drought through the excessive usage of digital media and internet tools.

I can't get away from being online. First work and then zoom calls with my family and friends. I am so webdrained

by Danlod2 May 20, 2021

notflix

describing the process of endless scrolling through the overwhelming amount of movies displayed on streaming websites

I had to notflix for ages last night before I could find anything worth watching

by Danlod2 May 5, 2022