zoomocracy

The "zoomocracy" are/were a privileged class of furlough scheme aristocrats who sat at home drinking while 'working' from home and checked into 'meetings' on zoom or other online conferencing apps. While the lower-working-classes continued to go to work as normal; such as garbage collectors, supermarket workers, legions of food delivery people and of course, healthcare personnel.

I joined the zoomocracy today, been sent work from home on full pay! I've been in bed all day while my 'key-worker' brother is delivering pizzas as normal LOL

zoomocracy by grinding_metal January 23, 2022

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zorrocracy

A form of government under which Zorro is the Supreme, unquestioned leader. Rule by Zorro.

If California would just switch to Zorrocracy, all their problems would undoubtedly vanish.

zorrocracy by KingBentheGreat August 29, 2008

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Zombocracy

A Zombocracy is a government that like a Necrocracy is ran by a deceased leader, but a Zombocracy is ran by a Zombie Leader.

Politician: We are but humble servants in this Zombocracy.
Other Politician: Are you fucking calling me a Zombie.

Zombocracy by Leonidasofsparta May 18, 2020

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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