zeesexual

When you're so down bad you have to play with kids on Roblox and ditch your chad friends for these Roblox infants and you have petty comeback, but you have strong sexual feelings towards Ariel

Ariel: "I'm Zeesexual"
Zee: "Stfu dickhead"

by VincentMekDO January 13, 2022

Zoesexual

A fake sexuality/ an excuse to say the F slur

Hoenut: I’m z-zoesexual 🥺🥺
Normal human: *throws them into the sun*

by Molshroom March 1, 2021

Zoesexual

zoesexual was made by 6-12 year olds on a popular app called tiktok, tiktok star (zoe Laverne aka zoe lagroomer) her 10 year old fans say they're apart of the LGBTQIA+ community because they're "attracted to her and only her"

random kid "I'm zoesexual!"

Go coke on a dick you shit

by Kairithenoob May 23, 2021

Zelensexual

A Zelensexual is someone who has an attraction to Volodymyr Zelenskyy and no other gender.

Yeah, I recently came out as a Zelensexual

by Cupaclo March 8, 2022

zoesexual

a unvalid sexuallity made up by a bunch of social rejects on tiktok. if you refer yourself as zoesexual you are basically, in other words a wanker.

zoenut: im zoesexual
a normal person: how bot you just keep you fucking mouth shut you lyimg little abortion

by wandasuprieme March 13, 2021

Zelsexual

Zelsexual (Adj.)
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Desperate, blind, or with poor taste.

"I was talking to Pyro and she said she was zelsexual? I hope they find a cure soon."

by CanadianHater69420TR January 26, 2022

Zelensexual

Noble self defense deserves more than respect and assistance, it merits shamelessness, even in times of arousal.
When you start to understand why ancient Gauls sometimes fought/trained completely naked, for ritualistic/nobility purposes.
Letting a fascist Incel stay an Incel is as much of a simple choice as the dumb choice of the fascist Incel to be pro-genocide.

I've always seen myself as straight, turns out I'm Zelensexual. - Altair1208 (r/Ukraine)

by olljoh March 8, 2022