zoesexual

a unvalid sexuallity made up by a bunch of social rejects on tiktok. if you refer yourself as zoesexual you are basically, in other words a wanker.
zoenut: im zoesexual
a normal person: how bot you just keep you fucking mouth shut you lyimg little abortion
by wandasuprieme March 14, 2021
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zoesexual

it is a sexuality that is centered on Zoe Laverne, the goddess of hell, and wife of satan. It means having an attraction to all of Zoe's forms, hell forms, earth forms, and those of heaven. It was validated by Biden on May 15, 2021, 2:22 P.M. and is also part of LGBTQZ+. It has lots of hate but we will fight for what is ours !!.
killer: stand up if you're zoesexual
zoephile: I'm zoesexual and I will stand for my goddess!
killer: you are sick in the head, don't worry the bullet that penetrates your brain will relieve you of your sickness
zoephile: I'm prepared to sacrifice my life, and I'd gladly do it twice !!

In hell
Zoe: Well done, my loyal and faithful servant, for your loyalty to me, I will reward you with immortality and you get to become the goddess of anything.
zoephile: I want to be the goddess of the beautiful transformation, of transzoe.
Zoe: good job you are now the goddess of tranzoeformation, transzoaphila
Transzoaphila: thanks zoe !! 😭😭😍😍
by justzoeaep May 17, 2021
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Zoesexual

A fake sexuality/ an excuse to say the F slur
Hoenut: I’m z-zoesexual 🥺🥺
Normal human: *throws them into the sun*
by Molshroom March 01, 2021
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zoesexual was made by 6-12 year olds on a popular app called tiktok, tiktok star (zoe Laverne aka zoe lagroomer) her 10 year old fans say they're apart of the LGBTQIA+ community because they're "attracted to her and only her"
random kid "I'm zoesexual!"

Go coke on a dick you shit
by Kairithenoob May 23, 2021
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Zoesexual

The romantic and sexual attraction only to someone named Zoe.
"My girlfriends name is Zoe, therefore I am Zoesexual."
by Black Eyrie June 29, 2022
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Zoesexual is when ur really addicted to Zoe Laverne.
Dunkin: why u like Zoe so much?
Zonut: Because I’m zoesexual.
by .zcewishes January 04, 2021
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